Just that random asshole who always kills you at inconvenient moments, but never gets dominations because he SUCKS. BALLS.
I'm actually a fairly good player, but I have a talent for getting myself in WAY, WAY, WAY over my head. Like running into a pack of enemy Heavies, or getting dicsovered by a FaN Scout in midair, or maybe FUCKING SPIES. In fact, I think there's a "Spah 'round here" right now!