oxocuboid merc
ジェネリック 出し汁   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
21:23 - Tommy: I sexually Identify as a Cuboid. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of having a beautiful irregular body. People say to me that an platonic solid being a cuboid is impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon remove half my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Oxo Cuboid” and respect my right to be have one side longer than the others. If you can’t accept me you’re a cubiphobe and need to check your geometric privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.


17:06 - no homo sapiens: My phone corrects "u fucked up" to "I fucked up"
17:06 - no homo sapiens: :(


Slayer of God : i can tell your are not gemini
Slayer of God : you are cancer


Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called a garbage can, not a garbage cannot.


Confirmed worst demoman in the world ^^ [i.imgur.com]

"You're a special kind of shit. You're the kind of shit you tell your kids about." -Bobmus 2k15

My new favourite frag video of all time

Best pyro.

profile pic drawn by chosenkat :) [25.media.tumblr.com]
Currently Offline
Last Online 14 hrs, 10 mins ago
[???]
Competitive History:
UGC [ugcleague.com] ETF2L [etf2l.org] twitch [twitch.tv]
Teams I play(ed) for:
[UGC Highlander]
Season 9 - Steel : The Phlog Noobs [ugcleague.com] - |TPN| - Pyro / Admin
Season 10 - Silver : Justice Sentai Team [ugcleague.com] - Go! - Sub Pyro
Season 11 - Silver : The Phlog Noobs [ugcleague.com] - ᵀᴾᴺ - Pyro / Admin
Season 12 - Gold : The Hashtag Heroes [ugcleague.com] - # - Pyro / Admin
Season 13 - Platinum : Hat Code [ugcleague.com] - <|:) - Sub Pyro / Medic
Season 14 - Platinum : The Cashiers [ugcleague.com] - £3.50 - Sub Pyro / Medic
Season 15 - Gold : Blistered Shiver [ugcleague.com] - BS - Sub Medic
Season 16 - Platinum : SDCK [ugcleague.com] - SDCK - Pyro again yay
Season 18-20 - Platinum : Feila eSports [ugcleague.com] - Sub Pyro / Medic
[UGC 6v6]
Season 15-17 - Platinum : SBcjbTPN [ugcleague.com] - Soggy - Quick-Fix Medic / Random Every Life
[UGC 4v4]
Season 1 - Silver : BADAN! [ugcleague.com] - BADAN! - Soldier / Pyro / Medic / Sniper / Spy
Season 3-5 - Silver : Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride [ugcleague.com] - hawaii - Admin
[ETF2L Highlander]
Season 4 - Division 5F : Hakeem's Pussy Patrol [etf2l.org] - hpp | - Demoman
Season 5 - Division 3A : 50 Shades of Nipps [etf2l.org] - 50(.) - Sub Pyro
Season 6 - Division 2 : lods of emone [etf2l.org] - Prob'ly - Sub Pyro / Medic
Season 7 - Division 2 : VENI VIDI VICI [etf2l.org] - - Sub Medic
Season 7 - Division 1 : Digimon [etf2l.org] - Digi - Easiest Medal of my Life
Season 9 - High : Actually Killing Highlander [etf2l.org] - 一一═デ︻ - Medic
Season 9 - High Playoffs : ᴜᴋɪᴘ [etf2l.org] - ғᴀʀᴀɢᴇ - Emergency Merc Medic
Season 10 - High : Beyblade Bonanza Extravaganza [etf2l.org] - BEYBLA - Toxic Brit
Season 11 - High/Mid: Feila eSports [etf2l.org] - Sub Pyro / Medic
[ETF2L Highlander Cups]
Nations Season 4 : England [etf2l.org] - Sub Pyro
Season 10 Map Test : Actually Killing Highlander [etf2l.org] - 一一═デ︻ - Medic
[ETF2L 6v6]
Season 16 - Division 6I : The Phlog Noobs [etf2l.org] - ᵀᴾᴺ - Sub Medic
Season 17 - Division 4A : Spitfire [etf2l.org] - The Steam Group - Medic / Guy blamed for losing
Season 18 - Division 4B : 66 Degrees North [etf2l.org] - 66° - Sub Medic
Season 20 - Mid : Mustachios . tf [etf2l.org] - 0෴0 - Sub Medic
Season 23 - Open : Redundant Brackets [etf2l.org] - Demoman
Season 24 - Open : Redundant Brackets [etf2l.org] - Scout
[ETF2L 6v6 Cups]
Preseason 23 : Redundant Brackets [etf2l.org] - Demoman
[Wireplay Highlander]
Season 10 - Division 2 : 50 Shades of Nipps [tf2.wireplay.co.uk] - 50(.) - Sub Pyro
[LANs]
DeutschLAN 2015 : Operation LAN-Love [etf2l.org] - Spy / Medic
DeutschLAN 2016: Here for the Beer [etf2l.org] - Pyro


[ᴘᴘᴘ] SuddenlyStarMia: oxo m8
[ᴘᴘᴘ] SuddenlyStarMia: ur bad
[ᴘᴘᴘ] SuddenlyStarMia: k?

22:59 - bunny: you are literally
23:00 - bunny: useless

18:21 - [Dango]Yuno: I hope you step on lego

16:24 - Sharkbick: phew page not found
16:24 - Sharkbick: the world is sage

Recent Activity

4,248 hrs on record
last played on Apr 27
2,365 hrs on record
last played on Apr 26
78 hrs on record
last played on Mar 31
noel furlong Jun 16, 2016 @ 10:07am 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!


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xXx_st34l7h_sNiP3r_k1ll3r_xXx Jun 16, 2016 @ 9:05am 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!


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WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 9 your A TRUE HOMIE
the juan and only Jun 4, 2016 @ 3:59am 
Lol, can not even handle prem spies in open 6's. What a noob.
R6S Forty-Two (lol keen tag) Feb 25, 2016 @ 12:59am 
"interesting gameplay" - oxo 'interesting gameplay' cuboid
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