Xef
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Stalkerbro who enjoys vidya, namely Stalker, RTS, Realism and some shooters, but Ill play most anything. I also am always down for conversation on just about any topic there is, at pretty much any time so long as I'm online, and I'm not unfamiliar with talking in length about any number of things, so add me if youre interested.

Here's some fucky drawings I draw
http://imgur.com/a/IxtUw

uzubazu: it doesn't exactly help with real death but you will notice your dick saying something along the lines of confusement
uzubazu: like lego indiana jones


cake: my friend had a female chihuahua
cake: her name is sassy
cake: so I was there and then
cake: she started humping his leg
cake: I did not ask.

Lukewarm Manblasts: Ive spent more time on ck2 than i have masturbating to Phillip Banks
Aoki4444: should have become catholic

Rack Frost: You may call it Kephakr Photsa-hudel.
Rack Frost: Great name, don't you think?
Xef: Who's name would that be
Rack Frost: That was your name.
Xef: You said 'it'
Xef: Just because time is relative, existance doesn't exist, and I never age doesn't mean I don't have a penis bro
Xef: Cmon man
Xef: Show some respect

Lukewarm Manblasts: Whenever i eat a tootsie roll i imagine a small black man yell out "EAT THESE LITTLE NIGGERS" as i plop them into my mouth.

MANIPULATIVE KOREAN WOMAN: imagine gollon having kidsa
Gollon: like 50
Gollon: id eat them
Gollon: like that greek god
Gollon: then one day my bae would give me a stone instead
Gollon: and id be like bitch this is a stone
Gollon: and eat it anyway
Gollon: just to teach her a lesson
Xef: -Gollon on parenting

1:33 PM - Loo(´・ω・`): i cant even relate to this issue because my sister nearly died in a car crash and i didnt even bother to go see her in hospital
1:33 PM - getting there: ok
1:33 PM - Xef: Jesus fucking christ Loo
1:33 PM - TDN Panda: weow
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Our LORD AND SAVIOR XEF
Soraak [BR] ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ 23 Apr @ 12:06am 
A man of few words, but in reverse. The talk about policy and fanbase today was fucking awesome, thanks about it, Xef!
Xef 6 Apr @ 8:37am 
k
Dusky 6 Apr @ 7:55am 
I LOVE YOU DADDY
Ve 19 Mar @ 11:29pm 
The english language has the dirtiest lexicon on the planet
Arnold Schwarzenegger™ 22 Feb @ 3:04pm 
it's me arnold