DaddyOnionRings
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Maize. Fix Awesomenauts plz.

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Zexdestroyer Dec 26, 2016 @ 2:03am 
Merry Christmas <33 :)
Herman Ze German Dec 25, 2016 @ 6:48am 
Yo silly Onion! I wish you and your family a Merry Christmas, ya silly goose! I hope you have some nice days, pal!
DaddyOnionRings Dec 24, 2016 @ 6:15am 
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THE♔SWAMi♔27 Dec 15, 2016 @ 2:34pm 
I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with organism. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?
Herman Ze German Dec 9, 2016 @ 7:52am 
Hello zis is Herman Ze German. I am from Germany and my name is Herman. Zis is really true. Zis is ze truz, trust me. I just wanted to inform you zat my english skills are very very good. But I zink zat your awesome nuts skills are really really bad. You should git gud. You are so lame. Zat is such a shame. Pls git gud matey-potatey. Pls.
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