Maverick Pham

Utica, New York, United States 

THE HISTORY OF AFTER MR.BAD'S BIRTH

What happened after Mr.Bad was born.


1 Second after Mr.Bad’s BIRTH.
- There are ten thousand car accidents
- Fifty thousand people trip and fall in the dark
- Over a million people log off of Counter-Strike.
- Over a billion people look annoyed and confused

5 Minutes after the BIRTH.
- Four thousand aircraft crash.
- Ten thousand people run out of air in dark places.

1 Day after the BIRTH.
- Each government declares martial law.
- Ten billion non-electronic mechanical devices are dusted off and put into use.
- Six billion people start hording food.

1 Month after the BIRTH.
- People are still discovering that martial law has been declared
- A hundred thousand cars are put back into use.
- Five hundred thousand horses are saddled.
- A million people succumb to infection.
- A billion people are suffering from withdrawal.
- Four billion people do not have enough to eat.
- Enough food to feed four billion people spoils.

6 Months after the BIRTH.
- Global social services have vanished.
- The human population has been reduced by half, mostly from starvation.
- Knowledge of WHO killed half the human race has almost circled the globe.

2 Years after the BIRTH.
- America finishes constructing the first new nuclear weapon.
- The first computers are available on the market again.
- Three major wars are raging.
- One hundred million light bulbs are produced.

10 Years after the BIRTH.
- A day of morning is declared world wide.
- “Mr.Bad” is adopted into the English language as a new profanity.
- New York turns its lights back on.
- Fifty thousand people log onto the internet, crashing it.

50 Years after the BIRTH.
- Greenpeace replaces the UN.
- Mr.Bad wins a landslide victory in United North America.
- The Stock Exchange starts up again.

100 Years after the BIRTH.
- The first nanite technology is reverse engineered and duplicated.
- Every electronic device on Earth, the Moon and Mars is Mr.Bad shielded.

300 Years after the BIRTH.
- Earth declares war against Mr.Bad.

301 Years after the BIRTH.
- Mr.Bad becomes a god
- Mr.Bad takes over the world, enslaving all the worlds citizens.

In conclusion… Mr.Bad ALWAYS wins.

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