Five Years of Crippling Apathy
After so long, we still don't know what's going on here. Are we randomly insane or insanely random?
On this subject, Toasty, the giant, purple toaster which resides in a sea of hydrogen 200 trillion light years away, is silent. Of course, it is always silent, mostly just warming giant pieces of bread for the pan-dimensional beings in charge of ensuring no one can believe it's not butter.
We know all this because of the narrator only we can hear via radio transmissions playing through our teeth.
