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Metro 2033
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Mark of the Ninja
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Red Orchestra 2: Heroes of Stalingrad
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Obviously Jesus

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I'm Obviously Jesus.

Jesus

Rhode Island, United States 

Hi, I'm Jesus. I was born about two thousand years ago. I'm in the best-selling book of all time, so I think it's pointless to call me a random. Literally everyone has heard of me, though since I'm dead, it wouldn't be wrong to call me a no-life. I'm Jesus. Obviously.

I don't add people I don't know here. If you need to add me for a specific reason, post a comment on my profile.

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Marco May 3, 2013 @ 3:21pm 
Add me cause I thought we could do some bussines
Marco Apr 25, 2013 @ 12:06pm 
Add me cause your my savior and your sexy
Rangerjr1 Apr 16, 2013 @ 6:01am 
Added for game donation.
Neutron | S > Harvest KE Apr 2, 2013 @ 3:38pm 
Added for the wraith
Gant Mar 24, 2013 @ 8:15am 
oh stem pls, u told me there was h1
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God is dead, but Jesus will take a message.

Every now and then, I'll post announcements or invites to join me in a game. And yes, I know "Fan Club" is stupid and pretentious. Nothing I can do about it now.

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It's Bioshock mixed with Deus Ex, with a dash of Assassin's Creed and a pinch of Half-Life. Just needs a New Game Plus mode and it would be perfection.

View all 1 comment October 9th, 2012 @ 11:33pm

DayZ is a really great game, but the stupid military sim mod is kinda shitty. Be warned.

Leave a comment August 3rd, 2012 @ 5:38pm

promod gg 420

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