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There are almost 500 Pokémon in the world, and that's a lot. With so many unique and varied pocket monsters out there, it can be hard to separate the wheat from the chaff and determine which creatures are the best. Of course, if you're smart and hip with the kids like I am, then you already know the answer. In fact, the answer was in the very first Pokémon games ever made. Obviously, Ekans is the best Pokémon. Ekans is absolute. I cannot stop thinking about Ekans. Some of you might think that this is a ridiculous forced meme that is being beaten into the ground, but it's more than that. I believe in Ekans, and I want you to believe as well. If you do not agree that Ekans is the best Pokémon, I will prove it to you, right here and right now.

Ekans blows your mind every time you hear its name. Did you know that Ekans is Snake backwards? Of course you didn't, but once you discover it, it's like cracking the Da Vinci Code. It's just that great. Ekans is a puzzle within a conundrum within another puzzle, its name a portal into another world.

Purple is the best color, and is it a coincidence that Ekans is purple? Evidently not! Ekans is the color of win, and his coloring puts him in the same league as many other wonderful things that are also purple. For instance, Prince, the man who invented funk, is famous for the color. The Purple Heart, that medal they give to old people for some reason, the rock band Deep Purple, and of course, Grimace from McDonalds, all share the trait, and are all brilliant things. It is a good color, and it goes really well with yellow, which Ekans also has. Very few Pokémon have such wonderful color co-ordination, which distinguishes Ekans as a most excellent and stylish Pokémon that looks good no matter what the occasion.
Poison Pokémon are the best ones. Koffing, Muk, Seviper, the list of top-notch poisoners are too numerous to name. They are considered one of the superior defensive Pokémon types in the game because of their type resistances and ability to inflict status ailments. Put short, a Poison Pokémon will fuck up your day and they'll be more than justified in doing so.


Pokémon Black and White came out last month, and you'd be surprised at how many people said they're opting for White. Obviously, this is utterly racist.

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XGvalleyg posted on January 25, 2012 @ 12:51am
=^.^=
 
XGvalleyg posted on October 08, 2011 @ 8:21pm
like OMG n'stuph :P
 
Sn4ke- posted on October 28, 2010 @ 4:23pm
Its from MGS, the FoxHound Logo. Snake's from FoxHound.
 
TrevorKTran posted on October 28, 2010 @ 9:19am
How come your profile pic is a fox, Snake?! @_@
 
Santu /̵͇̿/'̿-̅-̅-̅' posted on September 21, 2009 @ 9:38pm
hi old snake....the new video in youtube is pretty fine...
 
Sn4ke- posted on July 19, 2009 @ 2:42am
haha, its a little weird but i still think its kinda cool


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Leave a comment June 18th, 2011 @ 8:36pm

Hey this game is actually fun.

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its ok if u wanna kill some time... but ull more than likely end up just shooting whoever ur playing with.

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