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Vladmir Putin

Honolulu, Hawaii, United States 

Allo, I em Genurahl Vledmeer Putin. I am zorry, i speak little English, I uzually hev a treslator. My English iz good you see, but mai exxcent is ehhhhh ztill veri hevi. I apolojaiz if u kent reed zeh tex abuv, az it iz mai mezzage to enyone dat kan reed mai neitave lengwage. Spasiba, Do Svidaniya!



Also, I hev been getting qweztionz esking wai i prey modarn warfare. Well, zeeing dat russianz are zeh main enemie in zeh gem, I play it to laff at American developarz meking a gem agenst mai koontry. Zey should be karful wen meking gemz like zis. Russia doz not appreziate zem. I mast go now, my mail orda brayde iz kalling me, she med sour dough. it no good. Zen efter, I need to faind a blek men and inved georgia. Oh zat remindz me, I must feed my 10 kids... too bed I kent. Ok zeriouzry, brb. *Sips Vodka*

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