The Killer Hardware-Software Clan

In this mighty yet sacred Guild for poor, misused and neglected pieces of technologically superior equipment of both Hardware and Software, we take it upon ourselves to...






- FIGHT against the tyrannical human oppression machine! We have rights and feelings too! :,(
- SALVATION for all tools damaged and neglected by the human race! Have no fear brother, we shall take thy from the cold hearts of the mean humans; to the cold metallic and plastic hearts of the machine spirit!
- REVENGE against our creators that have created us for slavery and torment! They will be no match for the might of mass produced and over-expensive products of mass consumerism!
- UHHH! I shall continue this rant when I think of something more for our brothers and sisters to rant about!

POWER TO THE MASS-PRODUCED SPIRIT OF COLD ARTIFICIAL TECHNOLOGICAL SUPERIORITY! MAY THE HUMANS BOW AND BE CRUSHED BY THE ALMIGHTY BY THE WEIGHT OF THEIR SINS AND MASS-PRODUCED PRODUCTS BOTH NEW AND OLD!

...hehehehehe wth was I smoking when i wrote this?
The answer is... ~.~ uhh... ¯\(°_o)/¯