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384.9 hrs on record (143.8 hrs at review time)
Decided to actually play this when 1.4 was released after letting it sit in my library for years unplayed. I regret it. I regret not playing it sooner, and I regret playing it now. Why is it so entertaining and bizzarely addictive trying to keep these crazy little sociopaths alive? Send help.
Posted November 18, 2022.
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9.4 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
Get ya shoota's boyz! We'z got Krumpin to do!

This is such a great game! Loved every moment of the story mode. The humor was spot on, the attention to lore and detail was great, and I loved seeing all the little easter eggs hidden around. I would recommend this game to anyone who likes Warhammer 40k, Metal slug like games, or just like Da Orks, cause green is best.

I have only TWO complaints about the game:

1. Stability: So, many, CRASHES. However, with the check points scattered around gnerously this wasn't TOO much of an issue, still this really needs to be addressed.
2. The story mode was short! I beat the game in just under five hours taking my time. I loved it and I wanted more! I really hope there is a expansion or dlc to come out for this because I'll be getting it. For now I'll go achievement hunting and go for hard mode. (Extra hard mode might be fun too...)

Though I do have a question for the Devs...

Any chance of fightin' the only humie Orks respect? Commissar Yarrick? DAT would be a good fight.
Posted October 23, 2022. Last edited December 5, 2022.
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0.9 hrs on record
This was a very strange game at first, but finding the deeper meaning to it was fun, mildly disturbing and thought provoking. I look forward to playing around with it some more to find anything hidden deeper in the game. Hope there's a update to it.
Posted November 24, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
167.6 hrs on record (63.2 hrs at review time)
I keep leaving this game behind, and it keeps pulling me back! Will I ever be free?

Cookie.
Posted September 11, 2021.
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124.9 hrs on record (115.7 hrs at review time)
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Played Raft since the early beta days and been in love with it since, really glad the Devs are keeping up and the latest update is just perfection. The builder in me was always a little unsatisfied with the rough look of some of the consturction options. Not that you couldn't build on theme with surviving on the ocean, they did that perfectly, but now... NOW you can build mansions with straight wood, and make it all fancy...

It pleases the part of me that requires symmetry in my building projects XD. A wonderful game worth the support and worth buying at full price as well as on sale. I look forward to seeing where the story in game goes.
Posted June 25, 2021.
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1.7 hrs on record
This. THIS is how you do a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ demo!

Show a LOAD of features, tease the story, and leave the player hungry for more when BAM you see the end of the demo. Well done! I can see where the game needs just a LITTLE bit more polish before it hits full release, but nothing serious. Visuals are pretty damn good, sound design is alright, though the music is just a LITTLE repetitive, honestly being able to change stations on the radio would be awesome. There are so many little details to things that its fun just running around to explore your absolute trashpile of a gas station as you transform it to something awesome.

Worth playing, I mean for ♥♥♥♥♥ sake this is FREE! Its practically a whole game by itself! And when it releases, you're damn right I'm buying it and playing the ♥♥♥♥ out of it!
Posted May 8, 2021.
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74.7 hrs on record (34.4 hrs at review time)
Go for a walk in a hellish nightmare of a world where things you can't see can kill you, deliver packages to people you learn to love, or hate along the way. And adopt a baby. You have no choice in that last one.
Posted December 29, 2020.
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48.6 hrs on record (30.7 hrs at review time)
I've been following the crowbar collective on this one for a long time, played several betas and had a blast every time. And every time, every SINGLE time, IT. GETS. BETTER!

And then they released Xen.

They... they did it. They made Xen GOOD! And the final boss became so much more epic! If you played the original Half Life, you owe it to yourself to play this. It honors what Half Life was, and brings it to what it could have been and I look forward to seeing what it will be.
Posted November 26, 2020.
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88.7 hrs on record (41.6 hrs at review time)
Oh how I wish Relic had kept on with THIS method of the Dawn off War series, classic RTS action, some hero building but nothing complicated. A pretty good story for being able to use so many different factions and the Risk like gameplay between RTS matches, along with the ability to get advantages as you gain pieces of land is alot of fun.

For any fan of the WarHammer 40K franchise, this is a game to get, no questions asked. Play with your favorite faction and have fun.

And always three things: Purge the Unclean, Sanity is for the weak, and you can always use more Dakka.
Posted September 3, 2020.
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2.4 hrs on record
An excellent game, made with care and full of little things to enjoy.

While the controls could be just a little bit irksome, they were easy enough to learn and get around the small troubles that could rise up. I loved the narration throughout the game, the voice acting was excellent, and over all I was enjoying the game so much, I was very sad when it was over after only a couple of hours. I really really do hope that there might be either a expansion, or perhaps another game with another story, and new things to tinker with to tell their own stories.

Absolutely wonderful and well worth a purchase. I'll be looking to see what else ustwo games might have in store in the future.
Posted April 5, 2020.
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