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Jack   High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
Don't you be givin' it to me in that sippy cup. I'm an adult, and I deserve an adult glass.

Proud to have hated the degreaser and gunslinger since release.
SMG >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pistol
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I'm a bifag.
Quack.

Stop trying to phish my account. Thanks.

Below is where I keep all my unfunny quotes of people for safe keeping so I suggest leaving...

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"Until now i always pictured you as a cute floating rubber duck"
-Tawmo

"a man from Moscow 5 got arrested for grand theft of 205m dollars. is there no limit to the amount of refreshers man can buy"
-Tawmo again (fuck sake)

"I do like teletubbies, it's beast"
-Crashsite

"I can finger myself pretty well"
-Crashsite

"Turbomonkey docks with his dog, crashsite docks with turbo when he docks with his dog"
-Stark

"I'm not the kind of guy who would shit on my girlfriend
Apart from the one who cheated on me, ones who cheat on you are the kind you take a shit on
I don't care if you put it on your profile, I never stand aside to my statement"
-Jokern featuring strong english

"I've heard Mould has a sizeable, yet manageable cock."
-Turbomonkey

Decerto.Stark: He takes change in his asshole
TEZC | Mould mix: what
Addendum-
reverto Stark: like a slot machine
SBC Mould: yeah
reverto Stark: you slide a coin in the anus
SBC Mould: no
reverto Stark: and pull on the cock
SBC Mould: oh god


Chaplain: you could probably run an electromagnet up your shaft

Chaplain: apparently you carry 2 hankerchiefs
Chaplain: to say whether you are santa or a child at christmas
Chaplain: and then the fisting shit

Aron: mould
Aron: your flare aim is like your asshole
Aron: tight

Doc.Stark: That was a nice poo
Doc.Stark: Door open
Doc.Stark: All the way
Doc.Stark: Although the cat sat outside and stared at me which was weird
Mould mix/trial?: wow ok thanks
Doc.Stark: Real talk
Doc.Stark: When you're next alone in the house
Doc.Stark: Do a shit with the door open
Doc.Stark: It's fantastic

cc//Jokern: no we arent but i wish we were so I could destroy his asshole
(on being gay with jazz)

cc//zai: nah, we already talked about it in depth
cc//zai: what we expect form our short term relationship at lan
cc//zai: late night with jokern
cc//zai: it gets interesting pretty fast
cc//Mould: ??????????????????????????????????????
cc//Mould: stop
cc//zai: k :(

The Duke Of Spook Does A Juke : dad gave me a dougnut in exchange for me not talking on mic for a bit
(tawmo again)

reverto Stark: you couldnt rape an unconscious elderly lady

reverto Stark: I dont joke about trying to cut my thick saggy foreskin and breaking my scissors

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Comments
Libido Knievel, Sexual Stuntman. May 4, 2013 @ 3:58pm 
yeh but gren paprik is like 10x better
Libido Knievel, Sexual Stuntman. May 3, 2013 @ 4:00pm 
RED TOMATO OR GREEN PEPPER GUISH?
worst night stalker EU Apr 25, 2013 @ 4:10pm 
Yes but it is what not awful but who awful not me you.
cc//jokern Apr 15, 2013 @ 9:29am 
˙·٠●• ḈћξάŦθŠ • joined. now im fucked
worst night stalker EU Mar 16, 2013 @ 6:18pm 
Dont wanna see man driving his car