ζ MUCKER MλYHλM ζ
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Jack Mason Apr 4 @ 7:34am 
Hitler should be a measurement because it can simplify measurements. One Hitler shall be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0^106 human deaths.Thus Harold Shipmans achievements amount to 36 microHitlers. The true utility of the Hitler as an SI unit is it allows useful unit conversions. For example:the EPA currently values a human life as being worth 6.9 million U.S. dollars. A simple unit conversion thus gives us 1 hitler is equivalent to 41,400,000,000,000 dollars. It can then be quantitatively established whether or not someone is "worse than Hitler". Congress failed to pass a stimulus bill in 2008 the market has lost 1.2 trillion dollars in 1 day, roughly equivalent to 29 millihitlers. Joseph Stalin is the only human who can be called worse than HItler as his achievements clocked about 5 Hitlers. When your bank nails you with a 35 dollar fine you can tell the teller that they are currently screwing you over 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a very tiny auschwitz behind the counter
Denny ♡ Feb 6 @ 7:24pm 
i want mucker to choke me out into unconsiousness in a candlelit room while sexual healing plays.
Maddog Sep 10, 2016 @ 6:10pm 
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Alloros Aug 16, 2016 @ 7:52pm 
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Prox May 20, 2016 @ 10:34pm 
nice mod mah dude
Scorilla Mar 23, 2016 @ 10:30pm 
gg m8, you have a lot of sportsmanship and that's hard to come by