Like a morbidly obese drunken moose on ice-tipped stilts on a bowling lane.
quotes go here n shit
"7:40 PM - Mr. Bix: something about it just pisses me off on an extraordinary level"
^ Story of my life.
"7:55 PM - Kyon: Why not having sex in the middle of a battlefield? You and your mate killing anyone in their line of sight? 7:56 PM - Mr. Bix: coitus twirl double machinegun maneuver oh god that sounds awesome 7:56 PM - Kyon: Holy shit it does"
"1:42 PM - Mr. Bix: hey ele 1:42 PM - Mr. Bix: did you know 1:42 PM - Mr. Bix: that 1:42 PM - Mr. Bix: sometimes 1:42 PM - Mr. Bix: i hear voices 1:43 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: well uh 1:43 PM - Mr. Bix: the last thing i heard was 1:43 PM - Mr. Bix: "how can you swim with only one bladder?" 1:44 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: wow you're so crazy even the voices in your head are crazy 1:44 PM - Mr. Bix: :V"
"1:47 PM - Mr. Bix: shit man 1:47 PM - Mr. Bix: i wonder if the voices in my head 1:47 PM - Mr. Bix: hear voices too 1:47 PM - Kyon: Twist ending 1:48 PM - Kyon: they hear your voice, constantly 1:48 PM - Kyon: they spend their lives influencing your actions 1:48 PM - Kyon: living vicariously through your many failures as part of their sadistic pelasure 1:48 PM - Kyon: they were deformed siblings at birth 1:48 PM - Kyon: instead of being born together, 1:48 PM - Mr. Bix: slowly absorbed into my own being 1:49 PM - Kyon: Yep 1:49 PM - Kyon: fully consious and eternally aware 1:49 PM - Mr. Bix: and now they're suffering eternally in the hell that is my mind"
Kyon : Do you like Kyon : speak Yiddish that passes for english Companion Cube : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mr. Bix : i could speak better yidglish than this fuck by just bashing my face on the keyboard Mr. Bix : case in point Companion Cube : jh cf nm v Kyon : Yiddish is one of those languages that I just Kyon : cannot figure out Companion Cube : i hit my head on the board Companion Cube : yh87uti9o Kyon : what is WRONG with you Mr. Bix : i'd say i hope you have cranial trauma as a result but i don't think you can get any dumber Companion Cube : nothing Mr. Bix : and i probably just tempted fate by saying that Mr. Bix : but even fate is taking a step back and saying "holy shit would you look at this guy" to all her friends Companion Cube : im doing it again Companion Cube : yrt78yuoy6tt5rt6yio[']
Mr. Bix : mememememememememedic Mr. Bix : hey ele Elephant on a Unicycle : yeah? Mr. Bix : the sniper's medic call has a memedic effect Mr. Bix : :VV Elephant on a Unicycle : god damnit bix Kyon : :V Elephant on a Unicycle : :V
