Mr. Bix
I code stuff and get in fights.
 
 
Like a morbidly obese drunken moose on ice-tipped stilts on a bowling lane.

quotes go here n shit

"7:40 PM - Mr. Bix: something about it just pisses me off on an extraordinary level"

^ Story of my life.

4:50 PM - Mr. Bix: this isn't your normal everyday anger
4:50 PM - Mr. Bix: this is
4:50 PM - Mr. Bix: ADVANCED anger

"7:55 PM - Kyon: Why not having sex in the middle of a battlefield? You and your mate killing anyone in their line of sight?
7:56 PM - Mr. Bix: coitus twirl double machinegun maneuver oh god that sounds awesome
7:56 PM - Kyon: Holy shit it does"

"1:42 PM - Mr. Bix: hey ele
1:42 PM - Mr. Bix: did you know
1:42 PM - Mr. Bix: that
1:42 PM - Mr. Bix: sometimes
1:42 PM - Mr. Bix: i hear voices
1:43 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: well uh
1:43 PM - Mr. Bix: the last thing i heard was
1:43 PM - Mr. Bix: "how can you swim with only one bladder?"
1:44 PM - Elephant on a Unicycle: wow you're so crazy even the voices in your head are crazy
1:44 PM - Mr. Bix: :V"

"1:47 PM - Mr. Bix: shit man
1:47 PM - Mr. Bix: i wonder if the voices in my head
1:47 PM - Mr. Bix: hear voices too
1:47 PM - Kyon: Twist ending
1:48 PM - Kyon: they hear your voice, constantly
1:48 PM - Kyon: they spend their lives influencing your actions
1:48 PM - Kyon: living vicariously through your many failures as part of their sadistic pelasure
1:48 PM - Kyon: they were deformed siblings at birth
1:48 PM - Kyon: instead of being born together,
1:48 PM - Mr. Bix: slowly absorbed into my own being
1:49 PM - Kyon: Yep
1:49 PM - Kyon: fully consious and eternally aware
1:49 PM - Mr. Bix: and now they're suffering eternally in the hell that is my mind"

"6:56 PM - Kyon: Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
6:56 PM - Kyon: bwawbabwawaawawawbawbababababab"

Kyon : Do you like
Kyon : speak Yiddish that passes for english
Companion Cube : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mr. Bix : i could speak better yidglish than this fuck by just bashing my face on the keyboard
Mr. Bix : case in point
Companion Cube : jh cf nm v
Kyon : Yiddish is one of those languages that I just
Kyon : cannot figure out
Companion Cube : i hit my head on the board
Companion Cube : yh87uti9o
Kyon : what is WRONG with you
Mr. Bix : i'd say i hope you have cranial trauma as a result but i don't think you can get any dumber
Companion Cube : nothing
Mr. Bix : and i probably just tempted fate by saying that
Mr. Bix : but even fate is taking a step back and saying "holy shit would you look at this guy" to all her friends
Companion Cube : im doing it again
Companion Cube : yrt78yuoy6tt5rt6yio[']

Mr. Bix : mememememememememedic
Mr. Bix : hey ele
Elephant on a Unicycle : yeah?
Mr. Bix : the sniper's medic call has a memedic effect
Mr. Bix : :VV
Elephant on a Unicycle : god damnit bix
Kyon : :V
Elephant on a Unicycle : :V

9:59 AM - Spy: Hello kitty presents adventures in anus devastation land because I'm such a fucking cum slut oh god
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Ele Mar 24, 2016 @ 3:07pm 
Video games are shit and only assholes play them
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Have A Wonderful Christmas/Holiday!
Señor Rayler Dec 19, 2015 @ 3:04pm 
Well atleast he's not the only one that comments on this profile.
Fade Knight Oct 14, 2015 @ 5:26pm 
👽ayy lmao
Mr. Bix Jun 25, 2015 @ 11:14am 
shut up almost every comment on this page is from you jeez
Fade Knight Jun 15, 2015 @ 10:44pm 
go get the thermal drill: the video game