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7 of 10 (70%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements
Unlocked Oct 28, 2014 @ 11:58am


Unlocked Oct 14, 2014 @ 5:09am

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2014 @ 4:37am


This is an achievement.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2014 @ 4:42am

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked Oct 16, 2014 @ 6:40am

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked Oct 14, 2014 @ 5:04am

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2014 @ 5:03am

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.


Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.


It is impossible to get this achievement.