Fffffffffffffffff.. I 'unno what to put here; so have this.
As for relevant information; I'm a biohacker activist, trans-[human]furry from the freezing northern wasteland some people in the States like to call "Michigan". I enjoy socializing (On here, and other clients), gaming (That might be obvious, thanks to the Steam account), and any genre of music you can think of. I'm particularly interested in house/trance/electro/drum and bass, although! I have a high interest in anything technology -- you could call me a technophile, if you'd so wish.
8:52 PM - Matelk: "Patient of Mcninjas ... Has a disease that turns his butt into a spider at night."
8:52 PM - Matelk: This is pretty par for the course for Dr. McNinja
8:53 PM - Matelk: one of the first comics features a kid who has a disease that turns him into a giant lumberjack
8:53 PM - Matelk: called, appropriately, Paul Bunyan's Disease
8:53 PM - Matelk: The cure is permanent removal of the beard
8:53 PM - Matelk: like if you EVER HAVE A BEARD EVER
8:53 PM - Matelk: you transform into a 50 foot tall lumberjack and go on a rampage, infuriated by the number of trees that still stand
8:54 PM - Milo: ... what ;~:
8:54 PM - Matelk: yup
8:54 PM - Matelk: So he cures the kid by applying a special cream that literally prevents him from ever growing facial hair again
8:55 PM - Matelk: And in the hilarious fashion of this comic where if anything gets mentioned, it almost always shows up as a major plot point or minor character later...
8:55 PM - Matelk: Dr. McNinja gets sent to the future during a failed attempt to stop a dinosaur scout from landing on Earth
8:55 PM - Matelk: See when the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs hit, it bounced some of them into space, freezing them into a ball
8:55 PM - Matelk: They then flew through space in cryostasis, bombared by cosmic radiation until they super-evolved
8:56 PM - Matelk: massively surpassing humanity in technology and flew back...
8:56 PM - Matelk: When discovering what gasoline is made out of, they proceed with a full-scale invasion and take over earth
8:56 PM - Milo: Man
8:56 PM - Milo: ... I got nothing.