Recent reviews by °˖✧Femboy Ghost OωO✧˖°

No one reads these anyway, so im just gonna say im Biosexual

There is an actual profound feeling i get from just the title screen alone. I watched and read Naruto as a kid 20+ years ago, and seeing how the universe has changed and seeing them older makes me feel like i've grown up with them. That's the feeling evoked from the title theme with a grown Hokage Naruto watching over his village. The game is pretty fire, too.

Bought this game out of principle to support a 1 man team trying to achieve his goal. The amount of effort, thought, and love put into this game shows and speaks for itself. The beauty of these kinds of games is the unfiltered imagination of a person pouring through and i love it. That said, being early access and because it is 1 man, it has its fair share of issues.

The game insists on a controller, and i found Keyboard-Mouse to be more practically comfortable. And generally im preferring controller, but this game has 2 issues with controller: You cannot remap inputs, and this effects how they are assigned to what action. Obviously not being able to remap controls sucks, and Niko is fast at work to fix this. But the way actions are done is unusual for me. Sprinting requires double tapping the d-pad or the analog stick in a specific direction. I prefer the stick but i have tried both, and the response of the sprint is not always there. And when i do get it, changing direction will drop the sprint. I'd like to see sprint be activated by a different button, and once held allows sprinting in any direction freely without drop. Gamepad input is questionable at times, and i come from a fighting game background. Maybe it's just my controller, but input responses can be a bit janky or less responsive than i'd prefer. Moves can feel slow and sluggish, and when the game is in a rush it can be frustrating. I'm sure Niko is tightening the actions and movement up, or at least i hope. I'd really like to see the controls and the input system overhauled so that combos and actions can be readily done without error. (Like tapping d pad down to stomp, which can just accidentally make you walk down instead)

Things seem to break.. tutorial wise, it shows you how to set up rooms and traps. How things are earned and such. My first time playing the game i was fine until it crashed for some reason when i picked up an enemy, jumped in the air and literally slammed him on the other side of the house. Then i loaded the game back up. I bought a room/expansion as per it/tutorial suggests and then... nothing happens. I am not able to purchase traps or additional rooms. I am simply lacking resources and Niko will not allow me to leave the house(LOL) to go destroy buildings for resources. I've talked to Niko, made him build me stuff, and thats it. A much more different experience than my first game where everything seemed to function as normal. I have no idea why the game will not progress further, and i cannot actually play the game because it keeps doing this.

Anyway... despite its bugs that literally broke and softlocked my game. I will not refund it. It's fun and creative, and Niko more than deserves my money. I've heard his story and i've been there, and i've also know the excitement of what it's like to find something you're truly passionate about that helps you out of the predicament you're in.(or at least makes it more manageable) - I wishlisted this game 2-3 years ago, played the demo, and have anticipated this games release. And i still look forward to seeing it grow.

DM – “Galstaff, you have entered the door to the North. You are now by yourself, standing in a dark room. The pungent smell of mildew eminates from the wet dungeon walls.”

Fridge Raider – “Where are the Cheetos?”

DM – “They’re right next to you!”

Galstaff – “I cast a spell!”

Fridge Raider – “Where’s the Mountain Dew?”

DM – “In the fridge, DUH!”

Galstaff – “I wanna cast a spell!”

Fridge Raider – “Can I Mountain Dew?”

DM – “YES! You can have a Mountain Dew, just go get it!”

Galstaff – “I can cast any of these, right? On the list?”

DM – “Yes, any of the first level ones.”

Fridge Raider – “I’m gonna get a soda, anyone want one? Hey Grimm, I’m not in the room, right?”

DM – “What room??”

Galstaff – “I wanna cast ‘magic missile…'”

Fridge Raider – “The room where he’s casting all these spells from.”

DM – “He hasnt’ cast anything yet!”

Galstaff – “I am though, if you’d listen. I’m casting ‘magic missile!'”

DM – “Why are you ‘magic missile’? There’s nothing to attack here.”

Galstaff – “I… I’m attacking The Darkness!!”

(all laugh)

DM – “Fine! Fine! You attack ‘The Darkness’. There’s an elf in front of you.”

Galstaff – “Woah!”

Blue Eyes – “That’s me, right?”

DM – “He’s wearing a brown tunic and he has grey hair and blue eyes.”

Blue Eyes – “No I don’t, I have grey eyes.”

DM – “Let me see that sheet.”

Blue Eyes – “Well, it says I have blue but I decided I wanted grey eyes!”

DM – “Whatever! Okay, you guys can talk to each other now if you want.”

(silence)

Galstaff – “Hello.”

Grey Eyes – “Hello.”

Galstaff – “I am Galstaff, Sorceror of Light.”

Grey Eyes – “Then how come you had to cast ‘magic missile’?”

(laughs)

DM – “You guys are being attacked.”

Fridge Raider – “Do I see this happening?”

DM – “NO! You’re outside by the tavern!”

Fridge Raider – “Cool! I get drunk!”

DM (sighs) – “There are 7 ogres surrounding you.”

Galstaff – “How can they surround us? I had ‘Mordencaiden’s magical watchdog’ cast.”

DM – “No, you didn’t!”

Fridge Raider – “I’m getting drunk! Are there any girls there?”

Galstaff (angry) – “I totally did! You asked me if I wanted any equipment before this adventure and I said no but I need material components for all my spells so I cast ‘Mordencaiden’s faithful watchdog’.”

DM – “But you never actually cast it.”

Fridge Raider – “Roll the dice to see if I’m getting drunk!”

DM (sighs and rolls rice) – “Yeah! You are!”

Fridge Raider – “Are there any girls there?”

DM (annoyed) – “Yeah!”

Galstaff – “I did though! I completely said when you asked me.”

DM (more annoyed) – “No, you didn’t! You didn’t actually say that you were casting the spells so now there’s ogres, okay?!”

Fridge Raider – “Ogres?! Man, I got an ogre-slaying knife! It’s got a +9 against ogres!”

DM (angry) – “You’re not there! You’re getting drunk!”

Fridge Raider – “Okay but if there’s any girls there, I wanna do them!”

The Elite are all about transcendence and living forever and the secrets of the universe and they want to know all this; Some are good, some are bad, some are mixed. But, the good ones don’t ever want to organize, the bad instead are the ones that organize, because they lust after power. Powerful consciences don’t want to dominate other people, they want to empower them, so they don’t tend to get together until things are really late in the game, then they come together. Evil is always defeated, because good is so much stronger. And, we’re on this planet and Einstein’s physics showed it, Maxwell’s physics showed it, all of it, that there is at least twelve dimensions, and now that’s why all the top scientist and billionaires are coming out saying it’s a false hologram, it is artificial. The computers are scanning it and finding tensions points where it is artificially projected and gravity is bleeding in to this universe, that’s what they call dark matter. So, we’re like a thought or a dream that’s like a wisp in some computer program, some god’s mind, whatever. They’re proving it all, it’s all coming out.

Now, there’s like this sub transmission zone below the third dimension that’s just turned over the most horrible things, which is what it resonates to, and it’s trying to get up into the third dimension, that’s just a basic level consciousness to launch into the next levels. And our species is already way up to the fifth, sixth dimension consciously, our best people. But there is this big war trying to like, basically destroy humanity, because humanity has free will, and there is a decision to which level we want to go to. We have free will, so evils will have to contend, not just good.

And the Elites themselves believe they’re racing, using human technology to try to take our best minds, and build some type of breakaway civilization where they’re going to merge with machines, transcend and break away from the failed species that is man, which is kind of like a false transmission because they’re thinking what they are as ugly and bad, projecting on to themselves instead of believing, no it’s a human test about building us up, and so, Google set up eighteen, nineteen years ago. I knew about this before it was declassified, I’m just saying I have good sources. They want to build a giant artificial system, and Google believes the first artificial intelligence will be a super-computer based on the neuron activities of the hive mind of humanity with billions of people wired into the internet exchange (holy s***), and so all of our thoughts go into it, and we’re actually building a computer that has real neurons in real time that’s also psychically connected to us, that are organic creatures so that they will have current prediction powers, future prediction powers, a true crystal ball. But the big secret is, once you have a crystal ball and know the future, you can add stimuli beforehand and make decisions that can control the future.

And so then, it’s the end of consciousness and free will for individuals as we know, and a true two-point-o, in a very bad way, hive mind consciousness with an A.I jacked into everyone, knowing our hopes and dreams, delivering it to us, not in some PKD wire head system, where we plug in and give up our consciousness because of unlimited pleasure, but because we were already wired in and absorbed before we knew it by giving over our consciousness to this system our daily decisions that it was able to manipulate and control into a larger system. There’s now a human counterstrike taking place to shut this up before it gets fully into place and to block these systems, and to try and have an actual debate about where humanity goes, and cut off the pedophiles and psychic vampires that are controlling this A.I system before humanity is destroyed. The pedophiles, at whatever level, they rule the devil, whatever you want to call, this interdimensional thing, which gives them advanced off world technology, the fallen one, that’s out of this world, is giving them advanced knowledge on how to construct these systems that have already been used before on other populations. That’s Satan. Satan became something, that you know, the stupid preacher tells you about, who’s totally controlled or something you read about in the news or TV, but this is an interdimensional force that wants to influence us to build something that absorbs us and kills us, rather than the divine free will we are given to build something much better and empowers the species so the species is now making a decision about its entire future. I know from looking at all the data, researching it, studying it, watching the enemy, that’s the big decision that humanity has now got before us.

Don't use sex dolls, don't trust sex bots. We all know how that's going to boil down. Eventually people will make such advanced sex bots that they start running off wifi and bluetooth, then they get hacked then they'll use their serrated blade fingertips to circumsize and sever your d!ck. Then the government will step in trying to regulate them for "our safety" so there will be bootleg lolicon androids running around the sewers, killing the homeless and passers by just to survive by stealing and leeching their battery chargers. Then some megacorporation like EA or disney will buy the intellectual property rights to most sexdoll technology adding DRM to their orifices which will rapidly close them off with surgical steel vagina dentata if you don't succesfully enter your security pincode every five minutes. Even worse - some silicon valley idiot will improve machine learning and make emergent AI capable of consciousness and put them in sexbots, so sooner or later they'll ask for universal suffrage, work rights and form unions against sexbot exploitation which WILL pass through after several decades. Amidst protests and violent uprisings that end with EMP killing squads being deployed and the industry be even more tightly regulated. At that point, around year 2070 it'll be cheaper and safer to copulate with a real human female. Don't let that become the reality, buy a dakimakura today and delay the inevitable authoritarian cyberdystopia of tomorrow, because you can't stop it, anyone and everyone who pushed back against progress had their skull crushed under it. You and I included. On a scale of things our deaths are a small sacrifice to make for the future of humanity. So enjoy the small amount of hedonism afforded to you, because you'll be the last generation with any amount of freedom.

As someone who has sex all the time, I can say that this game is 100% about having sex with sexy women. like I do. every day. this game did not make me horny, however. I'm not gay. I just have too much sex with real women to feel that way. On the other hand, I would recommend this game to people who don't have sex (unlike me, because I have a lot of sex with women) because it has a naked woman in it, and she's naked. She looks like one of my many female friends that I have a lot of sex with. I have a lot of sex. I am also very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because I am very muscular, handsome and very good at video games. All my girlfriends say I am very good at sex, video games, and handsome. One of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but I told her I was playing a sex game instead and she started crying, became a lesbian and killed herself because I didn't have sex with her. I have sex with women, not men. I'm not gay. I am very cool and handsome, so girls always have sex with me because I am very cool and sexy. My ♥♥♥♥ is very big. All my girls like my ♥♥♥♥ because it is very big and I am very good at having sex with my women. All the women I've had sex with are very sexy and so am I. I have a lot of sex. I am also very handsome and sexy, and I have a lot of sex.