Realistic gun porn. Seriously, I'm moving the slide back and forth ejaculating ammo out of the chamber needlessly and acting like a jackass. Savory, tasteful gun porn.

Y'know, I played this game. I remember thinking to myself, gee, this sure is fun. This is a much, much better use of my time than say jacking off until I go blind, hitting on chicks on the internet to see their boobies or just wishing for the sweet release of death. My oh my, what a treat this was. Also, fuck you for making this. Dear Esther was pure garbage but at least it could run at a decent framerate. If I wanted to play with shit, I would have gone to my bathroom, lifted up the toilet seat cover, scrapped the sides of the bowl and just rolled my fingers around in it for the full 3D, emmersive experience. My God, what the fuck are you doing charging $10 for this? I wouldn't keep this shit if it were freeware. In fact, I plan on doing a Google search later to see if any other unfortunate fuckers that have played this "game" might be banding together so that they may file a class action lawsuit seeking compensation from this garbage. Fuck you.

I was having fun until that puzzle with the whole lunar cycle thing. Maybe I'll finish it someday.