We have called you here for a very Important mission.

We are The 42nd Apostolic Division. We are a religious military or a militaristic religion. No matter what way you look at it we are a living paradox, and you are fortunate enough to be part of it.

Court marshals will be called for heresies including, but not limited to, faggotry, denouncing the name of Omi Gibson, and not saying bless you when I sneeze.