You called me gay and I sure am, and I'm going to creep into your house with a vat of vaseline and a ball gag. You'll be in the shower, or on your computer, and you won't hear my stealthy steps. The chloroformed rag will slip over your nose and you'll struggle at first, at least enough to look plausible. When you come to, I'll be removing your pants. You'll be on your stomach on the bed. You'll feel my warm tongue teasing your anus, then probing deep into into your rectum. "Did you eat Mexican last night? Silly boy," I'll say, lathering your tight mangina in petroleum jelly. You will recoil at the sight of my monstrous member standing at attention, then gasp in delight as it penetrates deep within you. The rhythmic thrusting will transport you to a place of great ecstasy where the cares of the world are far away. Twisting to face me, you will lock tongues with me as we share the delicious rich taste of your feces, our frothy saliva, and later, our intermingled fluids.

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