Rex
Donnacha Hartnett   Cork, Cork, Ireland
 
 
If I'm not online, you might be able to find me at https://discord.gg/YTZS9ur


"the potatoes are ready and I must eat them"
-Anajamois

"Any man can piss on the floor; But it takes a real hero to shit on the ceiling."
-Miles Long

"I'M EATING THE PIE BECAUSE ITS DELICOUS"
-Violivios

"rex don't make me yiff your dick off"
-Violivios

"When I saw that, I was so butthurt I poured molten lava in my asshole while singing showtunes."
-Toaster Strudel

"The greatest work is the easiest to make."
-Eugene of GB

"Its time to eat ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
-Dick Kickem

"As a criminal court judge, I've found a turn to religion to be a fairly common event. Usually sometime between being found guilty and being sentenced. I never was sure whether they saw the light or felt the heat."
- /u/Scootron of Reddit

"Rex go drunk you're home"
-LaChance, War Thunder moderator.

"If electricity always goes through tha path of least resistance, why doesn't lightning always strike france?"
-Garyfoo17 of War Thunder

"A rat slapped him like Alices Paddy."
-Blu Bastard

"i identify as a cretaceousexual"
-Cheese

"Go go gadget stab."
-Vio

">BORK LAZER WILL CONQUER A NISSAN"
-KozyHank of taima.tv on Brock Lesnar in UFC 200

"Who the hell is General Failure, and why is he reading my disk?"
-Blowtorch the Robot of Youtube

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Currently In-Game
PAYDAY 2
My Biography
Hello there, my name is Hisao Kinji. I'm here on behalf of my grandfather Gandan Lich Femur after I had my sternum shattered and was asphyxiated by a mine cart while working as a child slaver in a Bolivian salt mine. My grandfather once told me "Hisao, you are a ladies man. You should go out and be a gigolo for a group of young disabled women now that you have no sternum. Make me proud, baby." And soon, it will all come together like melting your horse down and turning it into glue and making a 2:1 scale of the World Trade Center Towers out of yarn, toothpicks and discarded aluminum cans.

But then I had a change of heart and realised this whole thing was like the natural selection and its my job to be a honey bee on Black Tar heroin and pollinate everything with my viscous seed.

Unfortunately, I ran into a bit of a bump, much like said honey bee getting his penis torn off by a deranged homicidal 16 year old black kid with a Red Ryder BB gun who got the hip from Michael Jackson. You see here the joke is Little Ralphie shot urine at the kid laughing from the peanut gallery, but now it is time to continue my quest to depositing the goods in the assortments of gay dandillions.

And then... it occured to me; that I'm being not quite assertive enough with my rampage of erectile probing and artificial insemination of goats milk, so its time to kick it up a notch or seven.

I met a young woman on the street, she approached me and said "Do you think you're funny? I will have you know I got these burn marks from accidentally falling in my grandfathers tarp kettle as he was an underpaid roofer and I needed to make big money go away."

God you've got to be a 13 year old kid with fucking rickets and sickle cell to do that silly stuff, I almost feel bad for that sweet girl even if she is a bisexual treehuger faget.

I'm falling apart. My soul is being sucked back into the pits of hell like a piece of lint and a Dyson. What will I make of myself anymore, I don't know. I really should be ashamed, deeply ashamed of such.

"Would Satan be proud?" Probably so. Even though I've hit hard times, I will not give up to spread the corruption across the land of Cathuishajoe, and I will name all of my children George. Excellent.

I will get them to parrot "Hisao is the greatest motherfucker in the land before time little foot." This is the perfect ploy that cannot stop my morbid case of schizophrenia and bipolar disorder.

Its back to the normal for me. Being mister nice dude with my ex partners even if I want to abuse them heavily like a disgruntled pimp with an 18 karot gold plated cane.

Unfortunately, curent partner died from a vicious infection of rotting labia skin and mental degradation. Its time to give up my life as a speed bailing honey bee and leave for prison as I'm the murderer here.

Recent Activity

869 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
283 hrs on record
last played on Dec 13
1,094 hrs on record
last played on Dec 12
ThatFestiveGuy 4 hours ago 
i love this guy
teletubbie Nov 28 @ 7:53am 
sorry for being salty, maybe i just got frustrated by the point downs of the gankers, nice blood and poison build man, i will never make it without moss clump and the sun princess ring
Rex Nov 28 @ 6:55am 
Just a bit of banter, don't get your estus in a twistus.
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Fuz' Jul 29 @ 4:41pm 
will you fix some of your old skins for tf2, like the stinger?