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May 21, 2006
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Colin
Ottawa, Ontario, Canada 
"Shiny Fag: This is a rank strictly designed for Canadians and/or other miscreants whom wilfully display homo-erotic tendencies and a deep-seated love for the art of trolling.
Responsibilities include, but are not limited to, the following:
- Willingness to troll by any means necessary
- A pronounced fixation on human genitalia
- A 60% creepy/weird/pirate/hooker vibe must be maintained at all times
- An overinflated ego is also a must
- Must know the true definitions of all offensive memes
Aspiring candidates for this rank must enter the "Paedodome," more commonly known as the rest stop off of route six, just 23 miles south of the Canadian border (LONG 45 LAT 23; just Google it if you're directionally challenged and can't figure out that your map is upside down). Any further questions should be directed to the Grand Poobah of paedophilia (AKA Colin)."
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The Northern Resistance - Public
From Canada eh!
We're a bunch of guys and (a couple) gals that like to get together in-game and in RL for good times. Why not join us?
Counter-Strike: Source
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Toronto | NorthernResistance.com [FF ON HLstatsX] (67.213.67.67)
Team Fortress 2
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Toronto | NorthernResistance.com [#1 - MGE Training] (67.213.67.71)
Toronto | NorthernResistance.com [#2 BBALL] (67.213.67.72)
Toronto | NorthernResistance.com [#3 DUSTBOWL HLstatsX] (67.213.67.73)
Toronto | NorthernResistance.com [#4 PAYLOAD HLstatsX] (67.213.67.74)
Toronto | NorthernResistance.com [#5 TRADING POST] (67.213.67.79)
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Games recommended by McPwned _
An immensely fun game with lots of fantastic moments. While it doesn't do anything terribly different, there are wall-to-wall laughs during any of the story missions.
My favourite game. Everyone should play it, as it is the pinnacle of single-player FPS games, with spectacular design in nearly every area.
A fun game where you manage an item shop. Buy low, sell high, that sort of thing. You can also hire adventurers to run through dungeons to get items to sell back at your shop. The cuteness of everything belies the strategy behind it. I highly recommend it.
CAPITALISM, HO!
