Here's What'cha Get
No IRC channel. No special servers. No member levels.
No donation requests. No required meetings. No races-to-get-rewarded. No begging to invite people.
One chatroom, thanks to Steam. A clan name and tag. A silly picture. Some other bullshit, probably. Some game sprays, maybe, if they're noteworthy. Maybe a couple new people to add.
You have a level one sword, no experience points, seven pistol shots, two grenades, Surrender on Easy, and your princess is in another goddamn castle.
We don't need no stinkin' guild.