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We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole.

Mr.Evans

Mandurah, Western Australia, Australia 

Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

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Icarus Feb 22, 2011 @ 2:38am 
whats allans account name
Penisburg Nov 9, 2009 @ 12:25am 
Hello!

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Mandlore is yuor Overlord

This Group is just for SoulCrushing Labour(Just a Joke)

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Addicted to this game for years. FOSE is the reason I don't have many hours on the game. Only get the game if you can be bothered with the mods :) (Fallout3Nexus)

Leave a comment June 19th, 2012 @ 8:41am

Best...Game...Ever... There is not one thing wrong about this masterpeice. I would suggest however, you download the DLCs for the game.

Leave a comment July 31st, 2011 @ 5:00am