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 I'm a permanently sensible 20-something Scottish fellow that you may or may not recognise from That One Thing (You Know, That One). Videogames have been a steady hobby ever since recieving a Nintendo 64 many Xmases ago. It's fair to say I know a thing or two about them by now. I do lots of things while trying not to have too many things to do (ie. My backlog is insane, and gets worse with each new "indie bundle" or TF2 promotion).

Note #1: The 'Games' total on this profile is a lie; community events (like the Potato Hunt) and DLCs add up as 'games' according to Steam. A more accurate count can be found here: http://sapi.techieanalyst.net/?page=profile&id=Mainman

Note #2: My wishlist is mostly DLC; if it's not F2P, and it's on my account, I add all of the the DLCs for it (special exception made for Railworks, which has TOO MUCH).

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Team Fortress 2 - Personal Achievements
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 ➊ 1st-Gen Cheater's Lament
 ➋ Gentle Manne's Service Medal #716
 ➌ Highlander Comp. Medals: ETF2L 2010 Community Challenge (P), UGC S6 Steel (P)
 ➍ Krakken Hat #59
 ➎ Magnanimous Monarch
 ➏ 2x Lo-Fi Longwave. (V#368 and N#26)
  ● The 'normal' one is a rarer variant, earned by taking part in a charity match against Robin Walker.

 ✪ 2011 Saxxy nominee: Best Team Costume (Krakens vs. Kings)

 ● I strive to have full collections of:
  ● Common weapons ('Clean' whenever possible)
  ● *Vintage weapons (Pre-Trading and 'New')
  ● Strange weapons (Not including Festive / MvM ones)
  ● *Promo items (Including old pre-order bonuses)
  ● Genuine items (Pre-Order and IRL Special Event stuff)
  ● Time-Limited Seasonal items (Excluding Xmas)
  ● Mann Co. Supply Crates (One of every non-expiring series)

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NICE THINGS WOT PEEPLE 'AVE SAID 'BOUT ME
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 Callewaert: TrueBlue, S.EX.
 Callewaert: it means true blue server expert

 SomePlayer: HE'S THE BLUETINIST, TOOTINEST, SHOOTINEST HEAVY THIS SIDE OF DUSTBOWL.

 MasterGir: TrueBlue in Terrorist Town

 Erarg: True is the poster child of "Guy who actually plays ALL the indie bundles"
 Erarg: (you should probably finish Bastion)

 Carlego: cyborgmatt confirmed for works at valve now?
 Carlego: he's like the trueblue of dota 2 why doesnt true get hired at valve

 McMaNGOS: http://rexsad.mcmangos.com/?p=52

 Res: Conas brónach
 TrueBlue: An online translator said this was "Thank you, sad person"
 Res: It's actually "how unfortunate"

 MasterGir: wow good job true
 MasterGir: you're nice even when you're trying not to be

 Scorpy: thx u truelube
 Scorpy: blue

► A brief history of my time on the Internet (biased towards the hosting location).
► An even briefer history of my time spent playing the game I have played more than any other.
► "How bad could one person's backlog really be?"