i found you

why I wanna fu ck luigi

we all know that luigi is the sexiest motherfu cker roaming our universe, but my love for him goes deeper than that. his beautiful blue eyes and his well brushed mustache instantly make me c u m everytime I look at them. the shape of his body is beautiful beyond human comprehension, no human could ever remotely compare to the perfectness that is luigi. and as mathew patrick from the popular youtube channel game theory has explained in one of his videos, luigi also packs quite a spicy noodle. there is nothing more godly for me than being dominated by luigis massive mushroom ♥♥♥♥ while I stare at his beautiful body the whole time. I want to have an intimate and romantic relationship with luigi but I've learned that this can never become reality. therefore I've decided that I will tonight cover myself in all my copies of super luigi u and will commit suicide happily knowing that luigi awaits me in the afterlife.

you ever just wonder what is the point of living because I sure never do. my personal reason for living is my 800 strap on collection that is in my basement of my multi million dollar mansion. because i use them on several thousand different escorts a month to fulfill my desire of human interaction.

yawn 1 Mar @ 11:28pm
Kujo ("Fish ♥♥♥♥♥♥") 28 Feb @ 5:27pm
yawn more like ur mom

Kujo ("Fish ♥♥♥♥♥♥") 28 Feb @ 5:27pm
yawn more like ur mom

sippin on some henny