Colonel Jabumbreeze
Lou   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
I sell chickens, please contact me about my chickens.

Professional Dingus
I use the tears of my enemies for my bong water and peanut butter for lube!
The cheese is always twice the fence post

Hungry?

Kwotes
The Colonel - "Get your hands of my lamp and climb into this carcass!"

Tucker - "It's true, Hitler can hold his breath for a very long time!"

Also Tucker - "You can't go back in time without mozzarella"

Finn - "We stuck out thumbs in almost every hole today, but we never felt like good boys."

Forever in circles
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Colonel Jabumbreeze Aug 5 @ 10:33am 
MrGrongas big forehead, little peeni
MrGongas Aug 5 @ 10:08am 
low IQ
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Interdimentional Apricot Oct 27, 2016 @ 12:54pm 
Common salt is a mineral composed primarily of sodium chloride (NaCl), a chemical compound belonging to the larger class of salts; salt in its natural form as a crystalline mineral is known as rock salt or halite. Salt is present in vast quantities in seawater, where it is the main mineral constituent; the open ocean has about 35 grams (1.2 oz.) of solids per liter, a salinity of 3.5%. Salt is essential for animal life, and saltiness is one of the basic human tastes. The tissues of animals contain larger quantities of salt than do plant tissues; therefore the typical diets of nomads who subsist on their flocks and herds require little or no added salt, whereas cereal-based diets require supplementation. Salt is one of the oldest and most ubiquitous of food seasonings, and salting is an important method of food preservation. Some of the earliest evidence of salt processing dates to around 8,000 years ago, when people living in Romania were boiling spring water to extract the salts
messyhair Oct 8, 2016 @ 10:50am 
Well then
Colonel Jabumbreeze Oct 8, 2016 @ 2:46am 
It's okay, I enjoyed it