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Life is like a video game, you defeat the boss, you get a power up.

masterfox3000

Kabul, Kabol, Afghanistan 

I'm an 17-year-old, Bigendered, homosexual, otaku, bloodmouth, seapunk mermaid, liberal submissive kitten with slight semper gaming tendecies and i like to eat supplies that make my body function. (im cool as fuck) /obligatory description

And yes im the kind of person that goes with some purple pajama pants on, a sombrero, a ipod, some pink headphones with a little star on it, huge futuristic glasses that where done in the 80's and a artistic shirt saying 'i love juice", i also wear some FMBs (HOT!!) that help me climb mountains and stuff (ADVENTURE MAN!!!!!)

My favorite type of music is usually Progressive Dreamfunk, Post-Avant Jazzcore, Breakcore, Chillwave, Hip-Hop, Orchestra and my favorite: FRENCH HOUSE ELETRO FUNKY!!!!! ( my favorite songs to hit in the clubs and go unce unce unce unce ^^)

Places i hate!!!! : Serbia, Ukraine, Texas, Iraq
Places i love!!!!! : UK, Canada, Australia, Japan, Jamaica

Today, my boyfriend said to me: "We can't have sex at my house because my brothers always join in when they catch me having sex with a boy." And i was like "Wtf..this sure isn't like halo." So i got my Xbox controller as quick as possible just to take out the pain that i couldn't do sex due to the monkey brothers my boyfriend had. The thing is, it wasn't halo that was on the xbox that day, it was fucking mario bros (god dan it nintendo?!) and im like all mad at my lil' boyfriend because he has mario bros on HES xbox and i just think thats bad..

That horse is sexier than nearly EVERY mexican girl I've ever seen. Also being a horse would explain why her nipples were fuzzy, damn, I never understood how that happens. Likewise I'd be able to explain why she smelled like a stable, and was dressed like she worked at mcdonal, I mean HOLY SHIT do i want to rape a mexican horse RIGHT NOW!!!! God damn my jammies are all wet let me CHANGE*changes* Ok so where was i? Yes, the sexyness of this horse...

lol i forghot what 2 sei but im gonna talk about how i want to die..?? Now that i rmemember.. dying and farting is almost the same right??? (pretty sexy if you go into the details) DIE AND FART!!!!! Man when i die i want to like fart at the lest second.. liberate all that gas...? (uggghh( BIGGEST FART OF THE WORDL??? [ABRAHAM LINKING WOULD BE PROUD OF THIS BEANS THAT ARE HAPPY!!!! O____O all the people who were cryin of my dead suddenTLY STARTED to LAUGH??? (wow wtf respect ded) and they STARTED SMOKING WEEED?!!?!?!!? of MY DEAD BODY PARTS?? (professort of science discover my brain was made of weed an later smoked a whole big bolo blunt of all jamaica shit was epic & featured in the next 50cent musiv video to celebrate tthe death of jesus christ) !!rest in pisses and poopoo fart king!!!(he will be very mised) ..BUT SERIOSULY FICK ALL THE HATERS I DONT CARE IF I WORK AT PIZZA PENIS HUTS THAT PLACE GIVES YOU GOOD MONEY TO BUY ILLIGAL DRUGS SO THAT I DONT LOSOE FAITH IN HUMMANITY?!!!!


In a nutshell: a real shit

These are my videos, my main hobby.
This is my twitter!
And this is my hipster music.

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elorg Dec 26, 2012 @ 6:24pm 
SERIOUSLY
elorg Dec 26, 2012 @ 6:24pm 
stop playing bad rats
Dceased Oct 22, 2012 @ 7:37pm 
I'm back nigga
elorg Aug 24, 2012 @ 10:31pm 
How's that backlog coming along
Dceased Aug 2, 2012 @ 5:52pm 
But wut in the butt.
Dicksploiter Jul 22, 2012 @ 2:21pm 
ℓℴℓ is currently gay, vagina cannot be sent.

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Yes, we do exist! But don't hit on us you silly girls!

Us guy gamers have had enough gender bending! So what if we like the sims? And so what if we think Halo is better than Condemned?

But we love playing Half-Life and TF2 and Portal! The cake is a LIE! Lol!

We're here and we're here to stay! Guy gamerz gotta stick together! ~_^

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it's free so HEY!!!

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