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We are Microsoft, resistance is futile! You will be assimilated!

Bill Gatus Kipzmud Blaskowitz de Borgus XXIV

Antarctica

Slowly and surely the unix crept on the Nintendo user....

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I <3 Linux,
I also <3 4DOS :D

If we got involved in a nuclear war, would the electromagnetic pulses from exploding bombs damage my videotapes?

A computer salesman visits a company's president for the purpose of selling the president one of the latest talking computers.

Salesman: This machine knows everything. I can ask it any question and it'll give me the correct answer. What is the speed of light?

Computer:186,282 Miles per second.

Salesman: Who was the first president of the United States?

Computer: George Washington.

President: I'm still not convinced. Let me ask a question. Where is my father?

Computer: Your father is fishing in Georgia.

President: Hah!! The computer is wrong. My father died over twenty years ago!

Computer: Your mother's husband died 22 years ago. Your father just landed a twelve pound bass.

Sweet Child O' Mine

@echo off
rem; Verbs:
rem;
rem; TONE [hz] [1/100's sec] (sounds hz)
rem; WAIT [1/100's sec] (sounds nothing)
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rem; Note Freqs
rem; ---- -----
rem; C 45 134 268 536 1071 2145
rem; C# 71 142 284 568 1136 2273
rem; D 75 150 301 602 1204 2408
rem; D# 80 159 319 638 1275 2551
rem; E 84 169 338 676 1351 2703
rem; F 90 179 358 716 1432 2864
rem; F# 95 190 379 758 1517 3034
rem; G 100 201 402 804 1607 3215
rem; G# 106 213 426 851 170

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Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein