Anger. Hate. Aggression. APB.

HOLY FUCKING CLITWHISTLES ALMOST 180 MEMBERS WTF

WHICHEVER ONE OF YOU PUT THE COCKSUCKER COMMENT IN THE PROFILE IS GETTING KICKED FOR BEING A COCKWIPE

Remember: APB hates every single one of you.

Alright you dicksquirts, time to bend over and kiss ass.

Here's just a small reminder of why APB is so great:
-look at that fucking beard, goddamn
-this one time, he totally smoked like 58 cigars in his mouth at the same time just to prove he could
-then he stole an armored car filled with $150,000 and drove to Cancun where he beat the President of Mexico in 12 rounds of bareknuckle boxing.
-I'm fucking serious, that beard is a fucking MONUMENT, sweet merciful fuck
-Chuck Norris wishes he had a beard as fucking epic as APB's.

ALL HAIL APB.

(Dictated but not read)