Ben Dover   Christmas Island
So there's a chick in my class I like; unfortunately I'm quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our fellow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and tough' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practice out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say. The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millennia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didn't see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don't smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and you'll face your worst nightmare.
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LeBrown James Nov 19 @ 3:35pm 
-rep greasy, fat, annoying 13 year old kid
zueM Apr 20 @ 4:15pm 
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you silver noob? I’ll have you know I am a Global Elite with a 1.5 k/d ratio, and I’ve been involved in numerous pugs with pro players, and I have over 300 confirmed matches played. I am trained in smoking mid and I am the top AWPer in the NA CS scene. You are n0thing to me but just another target. I will spray you the fuck down with the precision even olofmeister has never seen, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with calling me a сука? Think again, pidar. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ddosers across the NA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the 600 ping you are about to experience, noob.
MInty Fresh Apr 7 @ 3:04pm 
You know what I would love? I want to be in the woods, furiously masturbating. Above me, a military drone is fixed on my position. The operator is over 500 miles away, also furiously masturbating. He releases a laser guided Hellfire missile. As we both simultaneously reach climax together, I am disentegrated. Fuck yea.
noobis Apr 4 @ 5:13pm 
I agree, shouldnt you be arresting this man, Gay Police?
zueM Apr 4 @ 4:27pm 
dude jacks off to state of art milatary lazer drones