Q: I see you have some gear. A: That's not a question.
Q: I see you have some gear, i would trade for it. A: Still not a question and it's not Bartertown here.
Q: You have gear i'm interested in, would you trade for it? A: Finally, a clever one. No, i won't trade.
Q: Is that because you have a use for your tradables? A: No, i have no use for them.
Q: If you won't use your tradable items in whatsoever way why won't you trade them? A: Having tradable items doesn't necessarily imply you HAVE to trade them.
Q: But i'd offer a good trade, why won't you trade with me? A: I'm not interested in what you can offer me; in fact i don't give a single fuck about what advantageous terms your trade offer contains.
Q: But, but... you're probably missing on excellent offers, would that not sway you to trade still? A: Certainly not.
Q: Why, oh why? A: For the sake of inane RAEG. By the way, you've started to froth at the mouth.
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Barracks of the Doltish 'First and Only' Bavarianisches Baboonisches Disabilities' Regiment
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Don't expect us to hold the line seriously. We'll certainly run in little circles, wave our arms and shout at our charging opponents and kick-dance the cancan at the perfectly ranked enemy firing line. Not mentioning our exceptional piping skills.
Unlimited supplies of white flags are ensured while our monkeys will certainly hand out all the cheese.
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Yes, we (try to) play Mount & Blade: Warbands / Napoleonic Wars.
Since i have to write a recommendation, as much do it on a game (almost) everyone owns so that i'm sure not to make bad taste choices. L4D2 is fun, yay!
Oh, look, i'm done! :D
