Saving the Turtle Heavies since 2010
Turtle Heavies are a endangered species usually found in cp_kakariko or in dense forests in FortWars maps.
These creatures are commonly seen crouched or standing still. If they need to move, they do that while crouched.
Heavy Turtles aren't violent by nature; in fact, sometimes they ally with enemy Heavy Turtles to share Sandviches. If their rituals are interrupted, they might attack with their miniguns.
Turtle Heavies have developed a simple social status system based on hats. Each hat has a different meaning:
·Gibus: Extremely poor but manage to make a living off of stealing and every now and then killing hunters.
·Hatless: Though you may think they aren't as rich as the Gibus, even though that is true, they prefer to merely go around without a hat at all.
·Football Helmet: The Strongest of the tribe. Since Turtle Heavies only re-act when attacked, they just blend in with the other citizens.
·Toque: Heavies that are in the upper part of the society and provide the food for the majority of the group.
·Ushanka: Worn by the smartest Heavy, usually the tribe leader. The leader guides his group to the safest migration paths.
·Hound Dog: They tend to attempt to mimic humans with their fake wig and glasses, and are smarter by learning math and other skills humans learn which are useless in the Turtle society.
·Heavy's Rag: The stronger Heavies of the group, new to the tactics of war, but are extremely violent and blood-thirsty, where they came from and how they're related to the peaceful Turtles is a mystery.
·Max's hat: The most brutal of the tribes, they are the hunters that gain the food and meat for their sandviches. Why they wear a rabbit's head as a hat is a mystery as of now.
·Bill's Beret: Veterans of the previous attacks on the sacred tribal area of the Turtle Heavies, they've seen stuff that would make the hunters soiled diaper.
·Halo: The Fallen Turtle Heavies that were granted an amazing life after death instead of becoming infected by the Parasite, they tend to guard the tribes as well.
·Halloween mask: Used by Heavies during the Halloween period. Heavies wering this mask go around scaring other cretures with ancient dances.
·Pile of hats: The richer members of the society, usually the leaders of the Toque Heavies business's.
·Earbuds: The popular members of the group, they are usually seen relaxing while listening to the sounds of war through their earbuds, though they are extremely cowardly.
·Badges: Contrary to the belief of hats being the only sign of wealth, badges also help show where they are financially.
·Parasite: They are known to be more violent than regular hoovies, and will fly into a rage at the slightest provocation.