What?

I'ma stomp on yo brainz, yo.

I am the original LightningJolt on steam.

OH MAN, ALL I PLAY IS TF2 HURR BLURRRRR.

No, I'm not a furry.

I LOVE Scout in TF2. All of my <3.

Nicknames I've aquired: Lightnang, Lightnin, LOOTNOON, Mr. Yoga Pants, Jult, Niney, Faggot <--Mostly said by kids who love getting wrecked by Scattergun shots.

I no longer enjoy unusuals as I used to. Don't offer on my Bubbling HeadWarmer.

I'm a brony, but you come wide at me with them ponies boy I'm gonna smack you upside the head. I detest rabid bronies. (lol yes, I have an OC. I just don't have her on my avatar. Look on my tumblr.)

하모니: you actually
하모니: wrote "Jult" in your profile
LightningJolt: Yes
LightningJolt: I did
하모니: you obviously like the dick

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LightningJolt May 16, 2013 @ 1:38pm 

Don't you know? Potions are not healthy.

Crit_Soldier May 16, 2013 @ 12:59pm 

Scientifically engineered potion heals 20HP
>Fresh water heals 50HP
>Cheaper to buy

v('_')v Pokemon logic.

Fresh Medic of 2fort May 13, 2013 @ 8:18pm 

>not using Double Kick on Normal types
git rekd

[FL]♥Snow NYE❆ May 12, 2013 @ 3:18am 

I use Ice beam and i have no idea how effective it is

† The Light Jedi † May 11, 2013 @ 9:50pm 

Your icon reminds me of my childhood.

Mistress Rosie~ May 11, 2013 @ 9:09pm 

*bid farewell cruel world*

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Welcome to the Circle of Trust!

Six members, six friends, all together.

Crit_Soldier [Soldier]
Truly_Derpy [Sniper]
LightningJolt [Scout]
Bromedic [Medic]
Ocean_Bacon [Demoman]
Adaloss[Spy]

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Fuck this game, and all it stands for.

View all 1 comment April 9th, 2013 @ 5:32am

"To win the game, you must kill me, John Romero!"

Leave a comment March 21st, 2013 @ 5:43am

Very fun, quick addon for the original Half-Life. Blue Shift has kept me entertained for hours, and (In my opinion at least) seems much more fast paced than the original.
Good job, Valve.

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