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2029 - beat god at hackysack and poker
2014 - 1st place in the new york times "people living in the future" contest 3PEAT IDIOTS ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?
2013 - 1st place in the new york times "people living in the future" contest BACK TO BACK
2012 - 1st place in the new york times "people living in the future" contest
2010 - "E-mazing Attitude Contest" $2,500 scholarship x 4!!!!
2004 - intel extreme masters 1.6 $50,000 + trip to germany
2003 - cpl 1.6 grand champions $15,000
1998 - get quaked!!! 1st place $5,000
1996 - summer olympics - gold in 400 im and 400 freestyle
1990 - 1st place mr. sexy newborn universe
1989 - voted hottest fetus