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[YIIblpuЭққ¥]Major
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And The Heavens Shall Tremble!!
Copenhagen, Staden Kobenhavn, Denmark 
Elderflower Juice! :D
Favourite Weather: Rain, Thunder and snow :D
I Come From_-_-_-LATVIJA-_-_-_*** I Go By Thease Names: Mr. Smithek***Mайоp***LawlCake***MajorEK94 and some undercover names ;D
Chernobyl accident
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☢26.4.1986☢
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Major: did u bath naked?
Lawlful: lol
Lawlful: no
Lawlful: i didnt swim
Major: ur a nudist!!!
Major: OMGOGM
Lawlful: :OOO
Lawlful: NO
Lawlful: NO
Lawlful: OMG
Major: you like when ur dick slaps toward ur leg
Lawlful: i just were in the water till my knees
Lawlful: >;/
Major: dude
Major: you never tryed to run naked in a lake after sauna cook?
Lawlful: into snow
Lawlful: i've had
Major: well that works too
Lawlful: plenty of times
Lawlful: snow angels <3
Major: LOL
Likez:
1. Writin Wird ^^
2. Math, 2x²y² - x² - y² = !!!!
3. scarin people
4. Wachin hilarious vids on youtube
5. Black Talkin
Dislikez:
1. reedin books, blaaahh whai the fuck should i?! :S
2. Crane Flies, Creepy big mosquito looking flies :S
3. a lotz of stuff....
Teh section where i tell'bout myself:
im a boY born in teh 1994,
Religion is for simple minded people...
im not weak
im not "black"
im not totally stupid, i know wut im speekin'bout
im not ugly
im not a princesse
i likeee gunz !, im shootin on 200 m
and of course i do like girlz
im not a fag :P
Mah Friendz on Steam:
Blade |3 words to describe you.....awesome, awesome, awesome....thank you for everything
Gottz | you're a funny guy! and a really awesome scripter. MandelBrot!!
Eda | you are awesome to write with, we are having a nice subject ;D
Icey | Funn Guy and randoM! :D!! :D:D :D AND SCREW NANCHER!!! :D
Fresscco | u r so cool especially you're chickens! psst. dont watch too much vuk*.ru
Glennman | we are Teh Best Team man!! and we make giant chats^^ about everything that comes thru our mind :D
also you rly love nutella
and your awesome to make vids with.
ToiletPaper9K | U Mahh Hero you are fun to be with on your "YIIblpu fails" srv. and dude turnoff your buddha more often so i can kill you aaaand ur epic too :D
Sarmon | ur epic to play with SON OF PEELZ HERE funny comments all the time, its rly fun to play with you and toiletpaper
Sergeant | We knew each other for a long time and we are still friends!. thru bad and good time YIIblpu almost died when you were gone :D but it survived from 5 members to 45 :D
And The Heavens Shall Tremble!!
KontactZ:
Facebook: try and ask me!
Vkontakte: ehhm u can ask me......
youtube: MajorEK94
skype: AZzzK me!
Messenger: wont tell u
Major: fat glenn the fat JEDI!
Major: wth
Gl3nnman: Major the fat girl BUBS feeler
Major: can't stop laughing dude
Gl3nnman: :D
Major: lOLLOl
Major: can't breath
Gl3nnman: wow are you having a good time in ur room there xD
Major: still can't stop xD
Gl3nnman: wait till ur mom walks by your room
Gl3nnman: xD
Laughed damn hard Glenn :D
never laughed so much in a steam chat xD
My Youtube Channel - Check it out NOW!!!!111! 
Wikipedia-omg did it come from SPACE !?!!?
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[YIIbIpu]๖ۣۜ КЛАН
Внимание! здесь находится серьёзный клан который специалезируется на многих и многих вещах, командная игра и понимание друг друга, десциплина, игра на рп картах и мирная тихая и война на килбоксах. Если вы решили вступить в этот клан вы должны понимать всю ответственость, принемаются только люди способные творчески мыслить и имеющие выдержку состояние в клане по этапное (по званиям) старшего позванию надо слушать и увожать (но и старшие в свою учередь не тупят =). У нас должно быть дружественое общество так что если вы облодаете всеми перечисленными качествами и чувством юмора уменеем увожать и слушать вам какраз к нам )).проводятся тренирровки (по стрельбе по прыжкам тд тп так далие) заинтересованым являтся на клановый сервер и договариватся с ЭКК (если не явитесь будете жирными дятьками и из кресла не вылизите XD).Мы - русский ольянс мы последний борьер для евреев и недоносков которые хотят захватить все сервера, мы должны отгонять нечисть! и должны удерживать ее пока последний человек не исчезнет с этой плонеты и нубы и аннейменды захватят мир....))))).
Attention! Here there is a serious clan which can many and many things, command game and understanding each other, rols, game on rp maps both peace silent and war on killboxs. If you have decided to enter this clan you should understand all things, we take only people capable creatively to think and having a condition in a clan on levels (on ranks) the senior level it is necessary to listen to endurance and respect (but also seniors in not bed =). At us should be frendly a society so if you haw all listed qualities and sense of humour can respect and to listen to you need go to us)).we haw a trennings (on shooting on jumps and many more..) who whont join clan need go on a clan server and tallk to ЭКК (if be not will be fat noobs and from an armchair not get up XD).we - Russian combine we last wall for americans and noobs which wish to grasp all a server, we should drive away evil spirits! Also should keep it while last person will not disappear with this world and noobs and unnamends will grasp the world....))))).
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