We are all mercenaries. It's never been a better year to be a mercenary in entire human history.
My illuminati: Unluckiest person Getting shot by a bow in Chivalry feels really, really odd, because it nearly never happens to you, bows always get overshadowed by crossbows. Suicide bombers always chasing me Those filthy beheaded bombers in Serious Sam, if you remember them.. they evolved into tf2 in a form of spy that dies instantly after he backstabs you I can get hit by mafia any second now (Max Payne 3 Theme) I can get a call telling me my entire family died in a car accident Because my life sucks, my family sucks, this country sucks (LTU) and we are all poor. Stale memes are awkward and annoying, why they didn't get banned yet? ArraySeven's "Why I hate binds" video How it feels to get hit by a pan No matter how much time I spend in Overwatch, the only game I'm truly good at is Team Fortress 2 and it is proven.
Currently I am unable or probably "disallowed" to play in organized teams in semi-serious to full-serious leagues, such as ETF2L, mostly because my pc isn't powerful enough.. Okay, it's entirely pc's problem, like, it was built in 2011, but the insides are from 2007, so, yeah. The CPU got burned, windows got crashed and reinstalled a dozen of times, BIOS is absolutely corrupted and I'm still able to run tf2 on dx9 on medium quality models, but with constant fps freezes whenever I enter another unportalled area or make a 30 degree turn or when there is too much of the level loaded (Again, old CPU and the map problem). Take new maps as an example, they are highly unoptimized, you can't run Lazarus (my favourite J.I. map) on low quality models, because of error models everywhere, they can't be below medium. Because I'm "underaged" russian-speaking lithuanian kid, I don't have a job and to save up money is not an easy task, I'm spending what I "get" (I would call this mini-gifts from parents) on the game. It took me a month to save up 7 keys for Australium SMG, including holiday gifts which are much rarer. I wish I'm was able to take this game to the high level, but I just can't, it isn't in my will how long I have to wait. I get pc ugrades once in 7 years and I'm 15 now, so no more gifts for me, my brother had his last too, probably.
Don't get me started on school and how much my parents hate me for not doing what they needed from me.. Homework, as an example. They threatened me many times because of it. No matter how many times I tell them it is scientifically proven to be pointless. Bye for now.