The Porks!!!

Welcome to The Porks, the first and only soccer clan that you can join and leave how many times you want and that will never and ever play a soccer match! Everyone is free to join since we have no rules, just know this:





Leader: Pork
Co leader: Tom
B team leader: SV
C team leader: ltf
D team leader: horse
E team leader: ltf & Messi cause they steal togheter

Cheerleader: Ribery

Pizza delivery boy: Greggles / Brody

Haxors: Fazer / Marco Boogers

Clanhoppers: Yoshi / old Doc / Leeroy / Suleyman

Most corrupt: Cor Lems

Pork double: Porridge

Lesbian: Penguin

Silli: horse

Top own goal scorer: Doc / Alice Cooper / Ragn / Pele

Spammers: Shorty / Failster / Sanji

RAGE!: Carter / Fish / Leeroy / Tats

Cool : Lincoln
Uncool : Lincoln

Ginger: Menta

Hurz : Lobster / Lincoln

Big boobs : Riley / Penguin

Waterboy: Terminator

Split personality: Greggles / Garcia

Biggest failures: Failster / Jackie Azz'u aka Gin.ger

Best Titanic love scene re-interpretation: Blade, Pork, Celine Dion & Mg_Pirates' Ship

Polish vodka stronzo: As Pik (kurwa!)