Welcome to our café. We serve ownage and humiliation.

This is :JåVå:. Only four people are actually liable to wear this tag. If you knew what each letter of :JåVå: stood for, you'd understand why. This isn't a clan. It's more of a... sign of resilience and skill. Yes, I said it. We're quite a cocky bunch to be honest. Don't get in our way or we will step on you, plain and simple as that! Seriously, don't get in our way; we're quite mean. We have our subtle insults (mostly from turtle ;=;e) and our very direct ones (mostly from Chinaman). I, ManBearPig, insult people in a way where it's witty and I also make them think twice about what they're about to say when they try to make comebacks. Basically, we're a bunch of assholes and dicks. No vaginas allowed.
If you want to know where to find us, we're usually on the top of the leaderboards.