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dismemberator7 : I aint saying you are total noob for using stickies, but maybe you would find demoknight more interesting?

Kuma | Kill me now #ReviveRapid: I have gf
Homicidal_Duck is now Online.
Homicidal_Duck: Really?
Kuma | Kill me now #ReviveRapid: Yes
Homicidal_Duck: Body pillows don't count

*DEAD* TheSuspect#NewPC: australium noob lmao <-- Triggered by me

Fellen: i want you to fuck me jerry
Kuma | Kill me now #ReviveRapid: Sword fite
Fellen: FUCK ME
Kuma | Kill me now #ReviveRapid: ALRIGHT

maeretraffic: i just sain youre pussy
maeretraffic: if u use revolver <---- I was an enemy spy and headshot him with the amby so he bitches about it for a match and votekicks me ;^)

Skype Shenannigans
0:03 - Fellen: U r so fucking hot

Some shit /b]
0:10 - Kuma The KamWhore: I sexually identify as an LG Smart TV

0:43 - Kuma The KamWhore: I'm a disabled black trans Jew.

0:43 - Kuma The KamWhore: I'm always politically correct.

0:18 Yuki - bby pin me down by my skirt and tug my collar to kiss me <3

Domestic abuse with brick
Nothing like a good nut: honey
Nothing like a good nut: this is an abusive relationship
Brickiest Brick: DO YOU WANT ME TO BEAT YOU AGAIN
Brickiest Brick: IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN
Nothing like a good nut: N-noh! I'll succ u off again not infront of the kids
Brickiest Brick: i dont want your SUCC
Brickiest Brick: all i want
Brickiest Brick: are your SANDWICHES
Nothing like a good nut: Okay
Nothing like a good nut: daddy
Nothing like a good nut: will we have sexy time tonight?
Brickiest Brick: yes babi
Brickiest Brick: and you'll chOKE AND DIE
Brickiest Brick: AND THEN I'LL FUCK YOUR CORPSE
Brickiest Brick: in front of the kids
Brickiest Brick: and then ill have to kill the kids
Nothing like a good nut: oh
Nothing like a good nut: daddy
Nothing like a good nut: ur kinky
Brickiest Brick: or else they'll put daddy in jail
Brickiest Brick: and then after they're dead
Brickiest Brick: i'll put em in the freezer
Brickiest Brick: along with YOU
Brickiest Brick: then i'll change my name
Brickiest Brick: and move to the moon
Nothing like a good nut: But
Nothing like a good nut: I love u
Brickiest Brick: until the lack of oxygen wears away at my temporary supply
Brickiest Brick: and i suffocate
Brickiest Brick: alone
Nothing like a good nut: oh
Nothing like a good nut: ..
Brickiest Brick: oh my day was good too
Nothing like a good nut: Then we get married again?
Brickiest Brick: yeah
Nothing like a good nut: good
Nothing like a good nut: xd
Currently Online
Hello
Cancer: an evil or destructive practice or phenomenon that is hard to contain or eradicate

Well-done, you've reached my profile, but first of all...
Thanks Kessho for the amazing drawing.
My one true love

Comp stuff
- UGC S21 Silver heavy for: Fat kids always win



My Content
Deviantart/Cancerart [kumaart.deviantart.com]



I play many classes but my main(s): are Medic (I play others for fun) I am also pretty efficient with all classes. I have a good amount of trading experience so scammers, beware! I also have alot of experience in playing TF2.

Backpack.tf [backpack.tf]
Trade offer

Best Game with the best Dev EVER
Best song

About me:
- I play TF2
- I play Overwatch (barely)
- I trade sometimes
- I am a artist/cartoonist/writer/nerd/ 24/7 365 retard
- Add me if you wanna trade or even play, I'm open to play with anyone but if you do so, comment or send me a message explaining why..
- The reserve shooter pisses me off
- Sticky spamming is pure cancer, if you do this kys
- I love soldiers who don't know I reflect crockets
- I'm clinically depressed constantly triggered a really big asshole who suffers from Vietnam flashbacks everytime I see a soldier.


if I changed class to counter your bullshit don't get too narcissistic, I'm probably too pissed off to care. Counter ≠ Rage (insert class here)

Using "trash" as an insult is pathetic, especially when you're bad yourself, if you're gonna shittalk- atleast 1v1 the person before doing so...


Life Goals:
- Surface Pro 4 ✔
- A Job ✔
- Make a decent YouTube channel with a manageable amount of followers (In progress)


TF2 Goals
- Get an Aussie Tomislav ✔
- Get an Aussie Stickybomb Launcher ✔
- Get an Aussie Knife
- Get an Aussie Ambassador ✔
- Get a Strange Frying Pan ✔
- Get a Aussie Medi Gun ✔
- Get a Strange Frenchman's Formals ✔
- Get a Strange Vive La France ✔
- Get a Vintage Whiskered Gentleman ✔
- Get a Genuine Nostromo Napalmer ✔
- Get a Strange Pro KS Degreaser ✔
- Get an Aussie Frontier Justice ✔
- Get a Aussie Wrench
- Get a Strange Pro KS Gunslinger ✔
- Enter comp ✔
- Win comp
- Draw concept art for an item that actually gets into TF2
- Unu trading ✔


The (S)hitlist
This is a list more for myself of things I need to get, if you do donate these things, I'll love you forever and add you to the list under this one

- Name Tags
- Description Tags

Cool people that are cool
CaptainGordon
Yuki Usagi
Kuuko
themars2011
Yaze
Homicidal_Duck
Juggernaut
Homicidal_Pingu
Fellen/Fallen
Applz
MolotovRocket
Maze
Other Yuki
Mecha Princess
RoR
Kiko

Links to remember (for myself hurp-derp):
http://backpack.tf/stats/Strange/Blue%20Mew%20%7C%20Scattergun%20(Factory%20New)/Tradable/Craftable
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Strange%20Blue%20Mew%20Pistol%20(Factory%20New)

Recent Activity

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last played on Mar 31
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Kuma | Taking Commissions Apr 16 @ 3:33pm 
But I already have my 1/1 you pleb
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your inventory. You’re fucking poor, kid. I can quick sell my hats anywhere, anytime, and I can make insane profit in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my chat binds. Not only am I extensively trained in unpriced unusual trading, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Backpack.tf premium search and I will use it to its full extent to buy your 1 of 1 dream unusual before you can, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” lowball trade offer was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have not fucking confirmed it on your phone. But you did, and now you’re paying the price, you fucking lowballer. I will shit duped 3rd gen robo hats all over you and your inventory will drown in them. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Homicidal_Pingu Apr 16 @ 2:31pm 
negro
footy Apr 11 @ 2:22pm 
+rep would fuck again
Forgetful Faye Apr 5 @ 3:56pm 
R.I.P.
Balls.