Do not fear death, because death is quite friendly. Do not fear man, for man is lazy and forgetful. Fear God, for it is by His power that the world still turns.
Krossos aien Graem
Milwaukie, Oregon, United States 
"If I could change the world, it would do little good. For mankind will always find a way, to destroy what he has, and besmerch that which he does not possess."--Judgement at the Monto.
In reading this you have either stumbled across my page, or having played with me, you've seen the need to bother to look at it. In so reading, I hope you have no expectations, for I have no reason to give you any. I am currently attending PSU, in my sophmore year, majoring in Microbology. That's right, a USEFUL degree, one which has actual job demand.
I don't care about people's basic distinctions, or the differences of "race". I am an anti-humanist, in that I have eyes to see and ears to hear. Think humans are a good species to believe in? Care to look at the news?
I am a Christian, but what Christianity is and not what "REEL AWMHERICAH" aka Dumbfuckistan has made it to be. I don't give a shit about people's preferences, Furfags or otherwise, it has nothing to do with gaming, don't bother trying to scream about it in TF2, because I don't give two shits, and neither do the people listening. For Christians looking at this page, note that Christ was a savoir for all mankind, not just the arrogant pricks who hit people with Bibles and call it Evangelicalism, and attempting to evangelize on servers is a waste of time, as most of these people don't give a shit. Think 4chan.
If it is not painfully obvious by my affiliations or by my image there above, then it should be clear that after much deliberation I became a furry. And if reading this one might say this is in counter to my Christianity, I would argue that anthrophillia is by no means a sin, if indeed its pursuit often entails it, but this is a matter for how one pursues it, rather than the basic concept of the so-called "furry fandom". I am not batshit insane, unlike some, nor am I homosexual, unlike some. I am what God has made me to be, not what the Chruch would make of me, not what the fandom would have me be; I am...what He decided was good.
Calvinism=Almost Truth...almost. You know, except for the conditional salvation of the Elect thing.
Join safesex unless you want to die alone. Which by the way, is the :P, being the actual clan tag. The Phrase at the start of my name is a delicious metaphor for either the Seven Gifts of the Father (if you're not a Christian I doubt you care) or one of the Nine Fruits (again, if you're not a Christian you prolly don't care, although not surprisingly most Christians don't care anyway)
Memes are only funny the first 6 million times. After that, They're kinda dull.
Since this monster of a page needs to be bigger, here's my fur code:
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Welcome to Safesex! We believe in practicing safe sex.*
We're an informal group of players, who enjoy playing esp. TF2, but also L4D. If you don't know those acronyms, you're not welcome here. Basically, we're here to kick Fighting Pirate's butt, and have fun playing everybody's favorite multiplayers. Yipee-ki-yay!
Members are encouraged to:
1. Practice safe sex. I mean, unless you're TRYING to get pregnant...
2. Respect the power of the tongue.
3. Talk in fake accents.
4. Attend group events.
5. Work together, especially with other :P's (Safesexers).
6. Invite others to join.
*Exceptions: planned pregnancy, charity, drunk sex, celebrity sex, slave labor, expense of condoms, tax exemptions, and homosexuality.
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