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47 PM - Chuck Norris: i think im sick man
9:47 PM - Chuck Norris: i slept for like
9:47 PM - MiSFiT KreigKlinge: drink to much horse dick?
9:47 PM - Chuck Norris: 40 hours or sumthing
9:47 PM - Chuck Norris: no
9:47 PM - MiSFiT KreigKlinge: oh ok
9:47 PM - Chuck Norris: i slpt for 30 hours
9:47 PM - MiSFiT KreigKlinge: you know that horse dick isnt very sanitary
9:47 PM - MiSFiT KreigKlinge: like
9:47 PM - MiSFiT KreigKlinge: it was in horse vag
9:48 PM - Chuck Norris: and have fallen asleep at like 10 every night this weekend
9:48 PM - MiSFiT KreigKlinge: and the vag was covered in feces
9:48 PM - Chuck Norris: LOL
9:48 PM - Chuck Norris: i look up from my phone
9:48 PM - MiSFiT KreigKlinge: im lol'ing so hard
9:48 PM - Chuck Norris: all i see
9:48 PM - Chuck Norris: is
9:48 PM - MiSFiT KreigKlinge: dude
9:48 PM - Chuck Norris: "hosedick ... was in horse vag.... covered in feces"
9:48 PM - MiSFiT KreigKlinge: i want to post that
9:48 PM - Chuck Norris: LOL

9:22 PM - Mr. T: you should invest in seven
9:23 PM - nickgn12: i have seven on my lappy
9:23 PM - Mr. T: nice
9:23 PM - nickgn12: it looks exactly the same but with a thicker taskbar?
9:23 PM - Mr. T: it looks exactly the same except it actually works
9:23 PM - Mr. T: this is vista
9:24 PM - Mr. T: DUR WHAT DO YOU MEAN START GMAWD. *crashes instead*
9:24 PM - Mr. T: and this is seven
9:24 PM - Mr. T: starting gmod ftw!
9:24 PM - nickgn12: i see

10:31 PM - Chuck Norris: omfg
10:31 PM - Chuck Norris: never eating anything toasted for the next year
10:31 PM - Chuck Norris: fuck
10:31 PM - MiSFiT Kreig][Klinge: why
10:32 PM - Chuck Norris: my mom tried to make an english muffin
10:32 PM - Chuck Norris: and a while later
10:32 PM - Chuck Norris: the kitchen started to smell like a skunk.
10:32 PM - MiSFiT Kreig][Klinge: lol
10:32 PM - Chuck Norris: i though it was lenny because he was upside down humping a cross thing on a chair
10:33 PM - Chuck Norris: it was a fucking lizard in the toaster
10:33 PM - Chuck Norris: now the whole house smells like shit
10:33 PM - Chuck Norris: and we need a new toaster
10:33 PM - Chuck Norris: and im going to bed
10:33 PM - Chuck Norris: night
10:33 PM - MiSFiT Kreig][Klinge: lol
10:33 PM - Chuck Norris: 10 mins left on the download though
10:33 PM - MiSFiT Kreig][Klinge: dude thats hilarious

9:47 PM - Chuck Norris: holy fuck
9:47 PM - MiSFiT Kreig][Klinge: ?
9:47 PM - Chuck Norris: never eat taco bells burrito supreme
9:47 PM - MiSFiT Kreig][Klinge: lol
9:47 PM - Chuck Norris: i just shit salad and hot sauce

why hello there

 

^0Vi|SgtTaters posted on October 14, 2011 @ 4:37pm

AWSCHTIN!!

 

Comrade Engineeris posted on April 23, 2011 @ 7:20pm

Klinge >:O

 

Sykoe posted on February 13, 2011 @ 6:54pm

. /@
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. Chuck Norris Likes this post.

 

^0Vi|SgtTaters posted on October 22, 2010 @ 4:25pm

DGzerz?

 

Aqpw posted on October 09, 2010 @ 12:23pm

lol i remember that from the description.

 

^0Vi|SgtTaters posted on October 09, 2010 @ 11:47am

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