I'm hungry. I should eat you! NOM NOM NOM

Episode 1 - Return of the Kothac

Kothac returns, computer repaired, with a mind-set fixed on one thing, locating, and capturing the enemy intelligence and frying any motherf*ckers that get in his way. He battles many foes in his search for the enemy territory, an intruding scout, defeated by a well-placed flare, and quick action from an axetinguisher. He out smarted a heavy, using his compression blast to push him around like a football, and let him burn to death watching him beg for mercy at his feet. Then he arrived at his biggest challenge, a Sentry gun guarding the intelligence. He moves in, charges foward, taking damage, the engineer laughs, confident of his contraption, the rockets fire, kothac quick on his feet, relects these, straight into the engy, reaching the sentry, unguarded, he concentrates his flame, meltying the sentry into a heep of metal. In triumph he destroys the teleporter, dispencer, and claims the intel. Now all thats left is to make it out alive...

everyone wants my old computer, you'd be like 4th in line for it

lol sure ill help with the axe :P btw i know how much it sucks for ur pc to die, my motherboard blew up a little while back and i went for a week without my PC and i was soooo bored !

Hah it's no talent, it was me sitting there for like half an hour trying to make that rhyme and make sence. Also, I think we are a state apart or something, so I doubt it :(

haha Worthac, poetry a hidden talent i see, you should convince Lady to give you her old comp