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Skrt Skrt   United States
 
 
"That was an amazing killing spree. BY THE OTHER TEAM!" - Some skrub with a crocket lawnchair.

I think this pretty much sums up me in a lent lush.
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Heres a short story from my tf2 days.

Me: Fite meh (ง'̀-'́)ง
Random Skrub: (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°) ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ RANDOM CRIT
Me: ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY?
*deds*
Me: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Here's a long one bout some skrubs.

So one day on Dustbowl, Soldier was reading an article on random and non random crit. Suddenly, a sniper shot came and almost nailed him in the head. Realizing it was an attack, Soldier ran to the Medic's room and tried to ask him to pocket him. He soon walked in on the Medic and Heavy doing unspeakable things as the friendly Sniper threw piss on them. They didn't notice the Soldier untill the Sniper grabs a huntsman and yells "ITS HIGH NOON". As he says that the Medic quickly pulles his medigun out of the Heavy's ass and heavy takes off his pants to sew the hole in the back of it. Just as Soldier was about to go running off Merasmus teleports infront of him with Midget Engineer. The Midget Engi Builds a sentry then Medic ubers him self to twerk infront of the sentry as it fires on him. Disgustied, he goes to hibernate in a building box. Scout, after playing Pokemon Go, finds the Midget Engi in the box and takes him thinking he was a Pokemon. Soldier then tries to make sense of this nonsense, but out of nowhere Merasmus disappears as Spy comes in snorting around when he relizes Sniper is in the room. Spy then takes out his knife penis then butseks all over the Sniper as he keeps yelling "ITS HIGH NOON". Finally, the Sniper turns into Sir Hootsalot and goes to his nest screeching "PISS". Soldier then goes to the supply closet to get his Crocket Lawnchair, but gets the Original instead. He then procedes to watch a MePipe video on how to operate the Original. As he does that the Heavy and Medic run off into the night to celebrate Medics 16th birthday at some mansion just by themselves then sit on a table and stuff. Soldier finishes the video, but gets the Original stuck on his dick. He then procedes to comment "Instructions not clear, Dick got stuck in the butt end". That my childeren was how the Original was born.

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Nigireu Fagimus Jan 21 @ 11:15am 
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling
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Ded Tf2 Memer Nov 21, 2016 @ 10:17pm 
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete*
LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%.
ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me.
More espresso, Less Depresso Oct 22, 2016 @ 12:32pm 
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