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Skrt Skrt   United States
 
 
"That was an amazing killing spree. BY THE OTHER TEAM!" - Some skrub with a crocket lawnchair.

I think this pretty much sums up me in a lent lush.
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Heres a short story from my tf2 days.

Me: Fite meh (ง'̀-'́)ง
Random Skrub: (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°) ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ RANDOM CRIT
Me: ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY?
*deds*
Me: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Here's a long one bout some skrubs.

So one day on Dustbowl, Soldier was reading an article on random and non random crit. Suddenly, a sniper shot came and almost nailed him in the head. Realizing it was an attack, Soldier ran to the Medic's room and tried to ask him to pocket him. He soon walked in on the Medic and Heavy doing unspeakable things as the friendly Sniper threw piss on them. They didn't notice the Soldier untill the Sniper grabs a huntsman and yells "ITS HIGH NOON". As he says that the Medic quickly pulles his medigun out of the Heavy's ass and heavy takes off his pants to sew the hole in the back of it. Just as Soldier was about to go running off Merasmus teleports infront of him with Midget Engineer. The Midget Engi Builds a sentry then Medic ubers him self to twerk infront of the sentry as it fires on him. Disgustied, he goes to hibernate in a building box. Scout, after playing Pokemon Go, finds the Midget Engi in the box and takes him thinking he was a Pokemon. Soldier then tries to make sense of this nonsense, but out of nowhere Merasmus disappears as Spy comes in snorting around when he relizes Sniper is in the room. Spy then takes out his knife penis then butseks all over the Sniper as he keeps yelling "ITS HIGH NOON". Finally, the Sniper turns into Sir Hootsalot and goes to his nest screeching "PISS". Soldier then goes to the supply closet to get his Crocket Lawnchair, but gets the Original instead. He then procedes to watch a MePipe video on how to operate the Original. As he does that the Heavy and Medic run off into the night to celebrate Medics 16th birthday at some mansion just by themselves then sit on a table and stuff. Soldier finishes the video, but gets the Original stuck on his dick. He then procedes to comment "Instructions not clear, Dick got stuck in the butt end". That my childeren was how the Original was born.

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Sphee-Crrb: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Kool Kids Klub, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on normies, and I have over 300 confirmed Shitpost. I am trained in 4chan warfare and I’m the top Shitposter in the entire Reddit armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Normie. I will wipe you the Dank out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Internet, mark my fucking memes. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of 4chan users across the web and your reddit acount is being bamboozled right now so you better prepare for the Cancer, faggot. The Cancer that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Normie Memes. You’re fucking Bamboozled, kiddo. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can bamboozle you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Dead memes. Not only am I extensively trained in Shitposting, but I have access to the entire Memes of the Reddit Marine Korps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your Normie ass off the face of the 4chan, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy Shity your little “clever” comment was about to Bamboozle down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking Memes. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the Memes, you damn normie. I will shit Memes all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking Bamboozled, kiddooooooooooooooo

More Espresso, Less Depresso: yes

Sphee-Crrb: its took me 5 minutes to edit that shit

More Espresso, Less Depresso: k

More Espresso, Less Depresso: ᘳ⸌ ͜つ⸍ᘰ

Sphee-Crrb: make that your bio

Sphee-Crrb: I spent time in my life for you

Sphee-Crrb: to make that

More Espresso, Less Depresso: k

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