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Knux Norris [WOLVERINES!]
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(AKA RedDawnJensen) Fun facts about the TRUE ultimate lifeform:
Ty Jensen
San Clemente, California, United States 
There is no chin under Knux Norris' beard; only a camera.
Knux Norris dominates Trains.
People believe in God; In Soviet Russia, YOU! sentence. structure
Knux Norris gets critical hits mowing the lawn.
Chuck Norris can believe its not butter. Knux Norris IS butter.
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man. Knux Norris caught the gingerbread woman.
Knux Norris can tiptoe on his fists.
Jesus can walk on water; Knux Norris can drown on land.
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Jesus can walk on water; Knux Norris can walk on Jesus.
Knux Norris does not spindash, nor tailspin. He simply crouches while the universe rotates around his central axis.
Knux Norris does not chaos control because Knux Norris is always in control.
Knux Norris won the game. You, however, lost it. The game.
The ultimate lifeform contains the DNA of black aliens; black aliens contain the DNA of Knux Norris.
Chuck Norris can punch you in the back of the face; Knux Norris can kick you in the front of your ass.
Cant find the computer room? Thats cause Knux Norris has already found it first.
The floating island was originally floated to keep Knux Norris out. It failed.
Nike paid Knux Norris for advertising space on his chest. Interestingly enough, he doesnt wear Nike shoes; they look more like Lego shoes or something. Hmm.
We’re no strangers to love,
You know the rules and so do I.
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of,
You wouldnt get this from any other guy.
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling,
Gotta make you understand…
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
You just got Rick roll'd.
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RIP Civilian Heavy - Public
RIP Civilian Heavy (October 10, 2007 - August 13, 2009)
The Classless Update murdered the greatest Class in existance. Now we all know the truth behind it's name. It is sad day.
How to play as the Civilian (Post Classless Update):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6bCLXrMd7c
Didn't make it an announcement or anything because I was so late on posting this. I completely forgot to announce this when this method was found a while back.
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