I deleted one, are you happy? I also took the pleasure of letting myself partake to some of the tea you had sitting on the desk in the entry hallway, I do hope you don't mind. It was simply delicious and I hope to visit again just to drink a bit of that tea again.
Clack click clack click I am thrilled to visit your manor however I do so hope that you don't come down with another case of your chronic mononucleosis as you have the two other times you invited me. Furthermore I've no idea where my blood would get the idea that I am a lesbian nor how it would inform you of this, but I suppose that is just information for just men to know. I assure you, however, that it was simply a pure and innocent mistake when I called out your secretary's name the one night that you slept with me; I cannot be held at fault if, whenever she speaks to me, her top is cut low enough to expose her smooth, milky skin and the sensuous shadows and contours of her clavicle and neck, or if those plump little lips of hers are always painted to a vibrant and unforgettable shade of deep cherry red. Since you insisted that we leave the lights off, I was left to the devices of my own imagination and you called out her name at the same time anyway. Regards, Selena L. Falkland
Click click clack thank you for your expedient response to the telegram I sent a few weeks ago, I know you are a busy man Dr. Quixoquote. At least that is what your secretary tells me each time I come to see you in your office before she nervously turns me away. Thank you for the chocolates though I cannot eat them right now because the bandages cover my face so thoroughly that it is difficult to consume most solids plus I am on a diet. My friends say that I am almost pretty still just as long as I keep the bandages on so what say you we give things another shot between us? Plus I'd like to give you another try at removing my appendix. Eagerly awaiting your response, Selena L. Falkland