U GOT Y2J'D!
Malaka numero Uno!   Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
 
 
The Gift of Jericho! Drink it in maaaaaaaaan!
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night!
Currently Offline
Last Online 11 hrs, 44 mins ago
Artwork Showcase
Lucha Libre!
26 2 2
Screenshot Showcase
"Hello sir, would you like to sign my petition?"
23 3 4
SICKENING JASON GENOVA, SITH LORD, ORDER 66
VITAL STATISTICS

Name: Jason Howard Genova

Occupation: /Bodybuilder, powerlifter, UFC fighter, music musician, bagboy, air conditioner

Born: February 22, 1985
Northridge, California, USA

Ethnicity: Jewish (mother), Italian? (father)

Resides: Boynton Beach, Florida, USA

Height: 5 ft 7 in

Weight: 180 lbs "contest condition"
230 lbs off season Hindenburg condition

Best bodybuilding competition finish: 3rd place (out of 3 competitors), Ruby Championships, light heavyweight division, September 2015

Best lifts (confirmed on camera):

Bench: 340 lbs

Deadlift: 465 lbs

Overhead press (seated): 225 lbs

Squat: Unknown (depth too shitty, help from a spotter)

BACKSTORY: "Dancing in the piss"

The Pissening Saga of the Dark Lord Spaniard, Solanum tuberosum L., Sith Lord Jason Genova. I would say more but ... can't talk.

Since Arnold's retirement, bodybuilding had suffered from a succession of boring one-note IFBB pros; the pro game in bodybuilding was dying an ignominious death. Spirits were low, Ronnie Coleman and Jay Cutler considered retirement and going into Gay4Pay (G4P) full time, Joe Weider considered shutting down the IFBB, supplement sales were at an all time low, Bodybuilding.com was about to shut down and transition into a gay porn site, with all of this leaving bodybuilding dead on its feet. That all changed in 2009: the fog of despair surrounding the pro game was lifted, supplement sales shot through the roof, Joe Weider gave the go ahead for the 2009 Mr. Olympia to proceed and most top IFBB pros cut back on their G4P and focused on bodybuilding.

The reason for this optimism? A YouTube channel was launched in 2009. http://www.youtube.com/user/TheJasongenova . It showcased the enthusiasm, dedication and willingness to sacrifice one's body for bodybuilding that one young man had. This young man's name was Jason Genova. He gave up a career as a semi-pro UFC fighter and a potential career as a world class powerlifter (squatted 450 pounds ass to grass as an 18 year old natty after only training UFC. Unfortunately, his first of many major car accidents prevented him from ever performing this feat again). Jay Cutler personally thanked Genova in his acceptance speech after winning the 2009 Mr.Olympia. This small YouTube channel and cocky bodybuilding personality single handedly saved bodybuilding whilst subsisting on a diet consistening entirely of Blackstone Labs pro hormones and water from Dunkin' Donuts.

The Pissening video that started it all: My Storie Part 1. Here is a very young Genova, barely out of his UFC/Powerlifting career, yet you can see the genetic gifts and potential. The "My Story" was a series of 8+ videos produced by Jason on his old YouTube channel, unfortunately only a few of the videos survive.

History

Jason being washed as a young child. Though potatoes can copy human characteristics, they never learn how to wash themselves.

On February 22nd, 1985, a young potato by the name of Jason Genova was plucked from the ripe California soil by a kindly Jewish couple and transported to the fine state of Florida where he could grow up free from the predjudices of the paleo loving citzens of California directed against tubers and other starchy carbohydrates. Little is known of Jason's early life. We can surmise he was never an 'A' student during his schoolboy years and his lack of a GED adds to that impression, an illustration of this is an anecdote from the time he tried out for the football team (from a guy who knew Jason from high school, posted by Andrew on The Misc):

"Jason once tried out for the Varsity football team, the guys who were on the team used to fuck with him. One of the things they once had him do, was put on all of his gear and tell him, in order to make the team he had to tackle a tree. So Jason chrged full speed at the same tree over and over trying to tackle it and take it down. Each time he'd try to tackle it and it wouldnt go down he got more and more angry. Finally someone let him in on the prank and he supposedly stormed off."

With that insight into Jason's educational adventure we skip forward in time to the "My Storie" video; Jason has gotten his foot on the employment ladder and is a bag boy at the US shopping chain "Publix" (despite being sent home a few times by management for stinking too badly,) he has also forgone his promising powerlifting/UFC career after the death of his girlfriend sent him into a spiral of anti depressants and gay porn. With his job in Publix in hand and his dead girlfriend/G4P past firmly in his rear view mirror, Jason decided to dedicate himself once more to the art of physical well being and health by taking up the drug fueled, corrupt, homo erotic sport of bodybuilding to honour his dead father. Little did he know how successful he would be at the sport and how much influence he would gain.

Shortly after his historic decision to enter the sport of bodybuilding, Genova picked up a film crew by the names "Jonas" and "Joey Joe Joe". They filmed the first "My Storie" Video and we caught the first glimpse of Jason's changling nature with his first AKA Giovanni. To this day no one knows the true reason for Jason creating a new name for himself. Did he forget how to pronounce Genova? Was he trying to separate the real Jason from the fictional character he was going to become? Was this the first indication that The Claw had a mind of its own?

We will never know what truly permeates the starchy confines of the Spaniard's soft potatoey head, what compels him to utter inanities while twirling on the spot like a tea-pot. But we are grateful, as the ever increasing rate of his nicknames/aka's suggest he is shaking of the human conditioning instilled in him by his parents and is preparing to return to the soil as his grasp of reality loosens. Witness in his latest videos the twirling fingers, twitches as he prepares to become a root vegetable once again. There is however another presence in Jason's life (aside from all the homos pretending to be chicks in an effort to get pics of the Spaniards spicy chorizo) it is "The Claw." no one knows when it first appeared, only that it exists.

Achievement Showcase
2,205
Achievements
10
Perfect Games
45%
Avg. Game Completion Rate

Recent Activity

90 hrs on record
last played on May 29
1,658 hrs on record
last played on May 28
119 hrs on record
last played on May 27
500 XP
HACKERMAN Apr 27 @ 5:12am 
I'M THAT GORILLA DICK NIGGA I MAKE DYKE PUSSY WET
YOU GOT ABOUT 10 SECONDS TO SHOW ME THAT HOLE
CAUSE THIS GORILLA DICK DADDIES HUNGRY
AND IF YOU DONT BLOW ME RIGHT I MIGHT KILL YOU
HACKERMAN Dec 26, 2016 @ 8:08pm 
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT RACIST PIECE OF SHIT!!!!YOU FUCKING OLD DEUCHE !! I WANT TO KILL ALL OF YOU FAGGOT DELUSIONAL CHILDISH SHIT!!!! YOU THINK YOU KNOW HATE!!!! YOU THINK YOU KNOW REAL EVIL!!!! I WISH I CAN SHOW IT TO YOU!!! IN YOUR LITTLE NORWEGIAN WORLD POSTING RIDICULOUS VIDEOS DRESS IN FUCKING ROLE PLAYING ARMOUR!!!! I WILL DESTROY YOU !!!! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU MISELF YOU FUCKING OLD FAGGOT!!!! FUCK YOU I WISH I CAN SEE YOU MISELF AND SEE HOW TOUGH YOU REALLY ARE!!!!!! BURZUM WAS THE BEST !!!! BLACK SPELL OF DESTRUCTION WAS THE GREATES SONG EVER MADE BY A HUMAN!!!!!BEFORE WE KNEW YOU ARE JUST A FUCKING NEO NAZI FAGGOT!!!! SO FUCK YOU !!! FUCK BURZUM!!!!!METAL IS NOT NAZISM!!!! REAL BLACK METAL IS HATE BEYOND RACE BEYOND HUMANS!!!!HATE BEYOND TIME AND SPACE!!!!!
HACKERMAN Nov 25, 2016 @ 7:25pm 
LOL the brainwashing IS the film. There are no nuclear weapons and NO nuclear energy. Rewatch from the point of view that it is fake and it will be hard to come up with any other conclusion. There is a REASON "nukes" are measured in TNT megatons because it is merely a shit ton of TNT. TNT DOES leave radiation residue. Time to wake up to the fact you have been lied to your entire life. Oh yeah you do not live on a sphere either the earth is flat, there are no satelLIEtes, and the Sun Moon and Stars rotate around YOU! The ONLY thing that has been to space is your imaginations.

Love you all and all of this is truth after years of research into these matters. Also an ex- Navy Nuclear sub engineer.

Let go of all fear, doubt and what you think you know, turn inwards, and love the entire mindfuck but now is OUR time.

Even more illusory than the fake ball earth is the belief in government which literally translate to Mind Control.
HACKERMAN Nov 18, 2016 @ 5:06am 
I think you can watch it on YouTube and forks over knives on Netflix. If you value this earth and future generations and if you are intelligent then watch these documentary's. If your dumb and stubborn there's probably no point. Only the brightest souls will ascend
HACKERMAN Nov 18, 2016 @ 5:06am 
You murdering flesh eating, dead carcuss body in your fridge, pale undernourished, rotting dead flesh in your colon, death eating, torturing piece of shit. You will never stop vegans spreading the truth about all the animals that are brutally murdered in the name of taste. Meat causes cancer, depression, heart disease and so much more. You eat death you become death you also become disconnected from your own empathy for another species. You are no better than a devil who wants human blood. Those of you who keep willingly eating innocent animals are going straight to hell. There is no flesh eating in heaven. You are also destroying the planet with your food choices. Documentary's for the intelligent who want to get educated are Cowspiracy on Netflix, earthlings.
Spiced Liqueur Oct 16, 2016 @ 4:54am 
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda.