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Servin' Up More Cock than a Chic Fil' A!

 

Khyber: Oh, this one time
Khyber: I ate too much mexican food
Khyber: and I felt awwwful for HOURS
devast8a: You went hours without masterbating?
Khyber: well I just felt too awful!
Khyber: I couldn't
devast8a: NO WAY
Khyber: I was like, strokity stroke... ah fuckit, i feel too awful
Khyber: and after a few hours I was just like
Khyber: you know what?
Khyber: I just need to shit
Khyber: or fart
Khyber: or SOMETHING
Khyber: to relieve the pressure
Khyber: but i felt no poop
Khyber: so I was like, ok, just 1 toot, that's all I need
devast8a: Oh god... I don't like where this is going...
Khyber: well, i was thinking what you were probably thinking
Khyber: which was, oh, man, I hope I don't fart out some radioactive-feeling chocolate sludge
Khyber: so I dropped trou and made for a butt-crash-landing on the pot
Khyber: but before my cheeks could grace the porcelain
Khyber: I released upon the world a fully formed burrito
Khyber: the most horrible, anguished of sounds, like a wrathful squelch
Khyber: a rain like acid to a gentle flower
Khyber: a vibration as deadly as the vigorous shake of a dryer to a newborn baby
Khyber: I screamed in agony.
Khyber: I experienced hell in its deepest layers
Khyber: and when it was all over
Khyber: my anus bled for three days.
Khyber: the worst part of it all
Khyber: was that I ate tacos.
Khyber: and I have no explanation for the fact that I managed to excrete a perfect, blood and turd free burrito.
Khyber: but my hypothesis is that this is actually how all burritos are made
Khyber: and that is why they cost 10 cents more at the local mexican fast food place.
devast8a: ...
devast8a: Man, I sure could go for some burritos right about now.
devast8a: brb dinner
Khyber: 'kay.




devast8a: back
devast8a: Shouldn't of eaten so much...
devast8a: Feel kind of sick
Khyber: ....
Khyber: Perhaps we shall now discover the origin of Chalupas.




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burawura posted on April 20, 2010 @ 4:38am
6thsense.eu is the website, and check out Briggsil's youtube channel for the vids :)
 
WallPaper posted on October 28, 2009 @ 9:41am
add my other account= "ExtraLivesPlease" and remove this one =]


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