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September 16, 2003
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Khyber
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Servin' Up More Cock than a Chic Fil' A!
Khyber: Oh, this one time
Khyber: I ate too much mexican food
Khyber: and I felt awwwful for HOURS
devast8a: You went hours without masterbating?
Khyber: well I just felt too awful!
Khyber: I couldn't
devast8a: NO WAY
Khyber: I was like, strokity stroke... ah fuckit, i feel too awful
Khyber: and after a few hours I was just like
Khyber: you know what?
Khyber: I just need to shit
Khyber: or fart
Khyber: or SOMETHING
Khyber: to relieve the pressure
Khyber: but i felt no poop
Khyber: so I was like, ok, just 1 toot, that's all I need
devast8a: Oh god... I don't like where this is going...
Khyber: well, i was thinking what you were probably thinking
Khyber: which was, oh, man, I hope I don't fart out some radioactive-feeling chocolate sludge
Khyber: so I dropped trou and made for a butt-crash-landing on the pot
Khyber: but before my cheeks could grace the porcelain
Khyber: I released upon the world a fully formed burrito
Khyber: the most horrible, anguished of sounds, like a wrathful squelch
Khyber: a rain like acid to a gentle flower
Khyber: a vibration as deadly as the vigorous shake of a dryer to a newborn baby
Khyber: I screamed in agony.
Khyber: I experienced hell in its deepest layers
Khyber: and when it was all over
Khyber: my anus bled for three days.
Khyber: the worst part of it all
Khyber: was that I ate tacos.
Khyber: and I have no explanation for the fact that I managed to excrete a perfect, blood and turd free burrito.
Khyber: but my hypothesis is that this is actually how all burritos are made
Khyber: and that is why they cost 10 cents more at the local mexican fast food place.
devast8a: ...
devast8a: Man, I sure could go for some burritos right about now.
devast8a: brb dinner
Khyber: 'kay.
devast8a: back
devast8a: Shouldn't of eaten so much...
devast8a: Feel kind of sick
Khyber: ....
Khyber: Perhaps we shall now discover the origin of Chalupas.
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We are the people who love to mess around in Gmod
This is a group I started becuase I love to mess around in Gmod. I know it is mainly for like making things, but for me it is quite the opposite.
We are close friends of The Gmod Nation group and its members!
Someone might ask us "Why do you love Garry's Mod so much??" and we would quickly answer them by listing 100,000,000 reasons why. For those of you who would ask this question while viewing our page I will list a few of the reasons we worship Garry's Mod.
1.)We love gmod becuase of the mass explosions we can create by just shooting an explosive barrel with a pistol
2.)We love gmod becuase of the endless ragdoll "positions" we can replicate.
3.) We love gmod beucase of the endless NPC slaughter
4.)We love gmod becuase all the different stuff we download and acitvate by just clicking a few buttons and moving a few files.
5.) The tools we can use to do just about anything our imagination sets it's mind to.
6.)Our Physics gun is our most usefull tool and all so most powerful.
7.)We love gmod becuase of ZOMBIESURVIVAL
8.)We love gmod becuase we can gain control of anything that we want.
9.) We also love gmod becuase we can set NPCs against eachother(and see who can kill the other before we bring in more of their enemies to finish them off)
10.)The 10th reason we love gmod is that we can take a screenshot of anything that we build, pose, blow up, kill, or consruct.
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