wet wet jeffery   Castle Rock, Colorado, United States
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Every morning when I wake up
Like Hitler, stickin' up Jews with German Lugers
Lifes a bitch and then you die, thats why we get high cause you never know when you gonna go.
Lifes a bitch and then you die, thats why we puff lye cause you never know when you gonna go.

When you give up:
I Believe that the symbol of this story is longing for happiness and freedom. I think that the writer of this story is writing this story to show us that she is longing herself for happiness and freedom from something in her life. I personally think she is wanting happiness in her love life because she wrote the story based upon a couple that were in love, I think that she isn't happy in her marriage or relationship. I think she is talking about freedom because she wants to get out of her own unhappy relationship. The story was very interesting and different.

I like all the points you made. I like the one especially about the freedom because this whole story just reminded me of the author begging for freedom and trying to get out of something that she is having a hard time i.

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This is where dreams die, may their creators burn in hell alongside their abominations.

1. The Dead Linger (September 14, 2011 - November 12, 2015)
Let us all join hands in prayer as we summon the power to smite the brothers Keene of Sandswept Games.

2. Enforcer: Police Crime Action (October 2014 - December 2016)

3. The War Z / Infestation: Survivor Stories (December 17, 2012 - December 15, 2016)
Remain vigilant, for Sergey Titov's abominations grow in size and ambition. In order to beat this menace we must cauterize the wounds so its foul head cannot grow back. Boycott Titov and his terrible games.


[Radio = 404]
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt


If you were worried bout where
I been or who I saw or
What club I went to with my homies
Baby don't worry you know that you got me


some days, some nights
some live, some die
in the way of the samurai
some fight, some bleed
sun up to sun down
the sons of a battlecry


Whats beef?
Beef is when you need 2 gats to go to sleep.
Beef is when your mom aint safe on the streets.
Beef is when I see you, garunteed to be in ICU.


C4 to ya door no beef no more nigga
Feel the rough, scandalous
The more weed smoke I puff, the more dangerous
I don't give a fuck about you or your weak crew
What you gonna do when Big Poppa comes for you?


Inhale from the L, school a fool well, you feel it like braille


///Say you got///them guns///but i never///seen you bang///
///Say you got///them drugs///but i never/// seen you slang///


It feels so real like it's virtual
Any kind of position, she's versatile
And she take it every way except personal


Glasses, Jacket, Shirt. Call me Glasses-Jacket-Shirt Man.
Leather.... to keep me hot..... shirt.... to keep me cool..... glasses.... TO SEE YOU LOSE
But I'm not a rapper.


[The Place Where I Put Jokes So I Don't Forget Them]

This is a free joke for you guys, its free. No cost.
I wish I was a helicase so I could unzip your genes.
You can keep it too, for free. Its a free joke. It's a steal.

Whats the difference between a Panzer III and a Panzer IV?
Panzer I

Ukraine? Mykraine. - Putin

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

If Life gives you melons, you might be dyselxic.

My friend said that an onion is the only food that could make him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Knock, Knock,
Whos there?
Ketsa Who?
Ketsa stares at the ground, trying to hold back his tears while he slumps down to the door step, realizing his grand mothers Alzheimer's has gotten worse.

We used to say about the Italians in North Africa that "The Italians could walk 20 miles a day to get to a battle, and run 40 miles away from one at night."

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A horrible yachting accident.

What's white,sticky,and falls from the sky?
The coming of the Lord. Deus Vult!

Why did the young boy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a bus.

Best Rap Ever :
А ну, чики-брики и в дамки!

[Section For Sophisticated Quotes From Dead People]

its slowly becoming a bible for athiests?

Aristotle, before any of them (them being Hobbes and Grotius),
had said that men are not naturally equal because some are born
for slavery and others for command.
So if there are slaves by nature,
that’s because there have been slaves against nature.
Force made the first slaves, and their cowardice kept them as slaves.

By taking an equivalent for his life,
the winner hasn’t done him a favour; instead of killing him without profit,
he has killed him usefully.
Rousseau, Book One, The Social Contract

Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools.
Napoleon Bonaparte

Pleasant it is, when over a great sea the winds trouble the waters, to gaze from shore upon another's tribulation - Lucretius

Humankind is made up of two sexes, women and men. Is it possible for humankind to grow by the improvement of only one part while the other part is ignored? Is it possible that if half of a mass is tied to earth with chains that the other half can soar into skies?
Mustafa Kemal Atatürk

There is no such thing as a new idea. It is impossible. We simply take a lot of old ideas and put them into a sort of mental kaleidoscope. We give them a turn and they make new and curious combinations. We keep on turning and making new combinations indefinitely; but they are the same old pieces of colored glass that have been in use through all the ages.
Mark Twain

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Dr. Seuss

Russia has two generals in whom she can confide - Generals January and February.
Emperor Nicholas I of Russia

Independent thinking is not encouraged in a professional Army. It is a form of mutiny. Obedience is the supreme virtue. - British Prime Minister Lloyd George

Whenever you feel sad or lonely just chant Bill Bill Bill Bill BIll Bill BILL BILL BIll BIL BILL ibiiBi BILBIibi BIBIl IBlBiblbib

The vive is cool

what is life?
what is purpose?
what is life without purpose?
what is purpose without life?

If you must break the law, do it to seize power, otherwise just observe.

Lifes a bitch and then you die, thats why we get high cause you never know when you gonna go.
Lifes a bitch and then you die, thats why we puff lye cause you never know when you gonna go.
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Misaka Apr 11, 2016 @ 1:40pm 
Thanks for the figures!
BlurredDisc Apr 9, 2016 @ 7:58pm 
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Ketsa Mar 24, 2016 @ 4:52pm 
yeah i am
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BlurredDisc Mar 24, 2016 @ 2:42pm 
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