BRUH   Pakenham, Victoria, Australia

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What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
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I'm twelve. I've been depressed and suicidal for about two years now. Apparently I have a sexually transmitted disease where I can't noscope. I have my moments when I'm a mlg noscope pro, like faze level. I think it has something to do with my great COD skills. Not only the kids in school, but also my parents make fun and shit talk my bad noscope skills behind my back. I don't mean to miss all my shots, it just happens. I'd do anything to hit my noscopes and have a cool clan.

I don't know why no one wants to be in my clan, or even have any kind of relation to me. I dress nice, I have majestic memes, and I have a majestic neckbeard. But I guess that doesn't matter. You can only have a cool clan with lots of people if you can hit all your noscopes, do drugs, or shave your neckbeard.

I hate my parents and my parents hate me. I know they are embarrassed of me because they've said to others that I have a minecraft lets play channel and miss still my noscopes. My dad noscopes me, penetrates me, and steals my skins. My mom thinks I deserve to miss all my noscopes and to have no skins. I blame my parents for how messed up my noscopes are and my clan having no members.

I want to noscope myself but at the same time I don't because I'm a Christian. The Bible basically says that if we noscope ourselfs we'll be denied from the kingdom of Heaven or something. So that is why I wish someone other than myself could noscope me. I've asked God many times to just give me free skins so I can noscope... but as you can see I still can't noscope.

My noscopes have not been getting better. I'll probably noscope my self by trying to get free skins by the middle of next year reguardless of being a Christian. There's only so much I can take between problems with my parents, problems at school, not getting free skins, not being able to noscope and having a shitty clan.

So a week ago I accidentally noscoped myself, my mother is very happy, along with my father, they had paid for 'mistake' to be written on my tombstone and they decided that they would buy a condom next time. Suprisingly hell is quite a nice place, the internet speeds are higher then they were in my house and the connection never cuts out (unlike my wrists) and satan is very nice to me, he gives me some free skins sometimes and play comp with me (he carries) I am having a great time.

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